I do not partake of the devils lettuce but some devils partook of my lettuce, and my bok choi

Bought some new plants to join these ones in the garden (and a couple in the house) that I’m actually managing to keep alive at the moment

Inside of you is one Homer, what's your Homer

Me: never having had car insurance in my 38 years of life

Round two

(Damn the lack of gifs on this app)

Here’s some of my most recently saved memes. So sorry you’re having a rough time 💕

If the hair colour isn’t giving, you’d better make sure the styling and the face slay

Nah fam. I’m not vibing with this colour aye. FRICK.

My hair after two washes. Slightly better but I’m still not vibing with it so I bought a “dusty lavender” dye to go over top and hopefully make a pretty lilac colour

I would have posted a gif of a hug if this app had gifs but it doesn’t so here’s a thing from my “memes” folder xo

Sassy little Inky Maeve cleanser for the TL

I am an extremely mature adult who tried out her WATER BLASTER for the first time today. I’m also refusing to call it a pressure washer when water blaster sounds way fucken cooler than

@katjnz.bsky.social sorry for the shitty photo. Here’s my extremely sparse feijoa tree. It’s a tiny baby. I tried bending some of the (few) branches and most of them just snapped off, but there’s a few left that bent nicely without being damaged so I gave it a good water and my fingers are crossed!

Also

Get her this (doesn’t have to been the berry version) it is the BEST.
Also lmfao that little Asian woman sounds amazing.

For morale!!