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Occam’s Shaving Cream
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home is where i want to be
but i guess i’m already there

and you may ask yourself
well, how did i get here

what the hell am i doing here
i don’t belong here
I’ve got to get out of here! I’ve got to get out of here!”
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sunrise/Sunset
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Not surprising
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
lolllllllll
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Mexico, baby
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Okay but it was too funny to be 100% sincere.

And also, like, huh?
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I remember reading this and having a little chuckle, because the original owner of the Padres was Ray Kroc
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Respond with the same actor as a hero and villain
November 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
October 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
…or not
October 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Or Edward II-ed
October 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
October 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Pope Leo, His Holy Shitposter
October 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Help me, I think I’m falling
In love again
October 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Also it feels very Van Gogh
October 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Bird on a hot aluminum light
October 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Dishie has been practicing her Haftorah in preparation for her bat mitzvah
October 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
No, this was 10/6/23. Thank you though. We have a new insane family member now.
October 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Supermoon with halo
October 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Please can I go back to bed now?
October 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM