Occam’s Hat Trick
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The simplest explanation in hockey is usually the best one
Thank goodness for the Winter Olympics, President’s Day 2026 would be a sports graveyard otherwise
February 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Thank goodness for the Winter Olympics, President’s Day 2026 would be a sports graveyard otherwise
Probably going to see an uptick in interest in San Jose Sharks games after the Olympics
Macklin Celebrini is cooking for Team Canada this week
#TheFutureIsTeal
Macklin Celebrini is cooking for Team Canada this week
#TheFutureIsTeal
February 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Probably going to see an uptick in interest in San Jose Sharks games after the Olympics
Macklin Celebrini is cooking for Team Canada this week
#TheFutureIsTeal
Macklin Celebrini is cooking for Team Canada this week
#TheFutureIsTeal
Underrated part of watching the Olympic hockey games - no ads on the boards
#Olympics2026 #MilanoCorina2026
#Olympics2026 #MilanoCorina2026
February 13, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Underrated part of watching the Olympic hockey games - no ads on the boards
#Olympics2026 #MilanoCorina2026
#Olympics2026 #MilanoCorina2026
Brock Nelson making sure no one second guesses his inclusion on Team USA Hockey
#USAHockey #MilanoCortinaOlympic2026
#USAHockey #MilanoCortinaOlympic2026
February 12, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Brock Nelson making sure no one second guesses his inclusion on Team USA Hockey
#USAHockey #MilanoCortinaOlympic2026
#USAHockey #MilanoCortinaOlympic2026
The NHL prospect and draft gurus are going to start running Brady and Matthew Tkachuk and Tom Wilson comparables for Gavin McKenna
February 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The NHL prospect and draft gurus are going to start running Brady and Matthew Tkachuk and Tom Wilson comparables for Gavin McKenna
Elliotte Friedman gets to break an NFL trade or signing next year, fair is fair
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Elliotte Friedman gets to break an NFL trade or signing next year, fair is fair
Hot Artemi Panarin take: the settlement the Rangers paid to their employee for his actions should have counted against their salary cap
#NYR #GOKINGSGO
#NYR #GOKINGSGO
February 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Hot Artemi Panarin take: the settlement the Rangers paid to their employee for his actions should have counted against their salary cap
#NYR #GOKINGSGO
#NYR #GOKINGSGO
Wonder if the Pegulas asked Josh Doan if he could also catch passes for the Bills as part of the contract negotiations
#Sabrehood #BillsMafia
#Sabrehood #BillsMafia
January 21, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Wonder if the Pegulas asked Josh Doan if he could also catch passes for the Bills as part of the contract negotiations
#Sabrehood #BillsMafia
#Sabrehood #BillsMafia
Sean McDermott is the Mitch Marner of the Buffalo Bills, taking the fall for the lack of playoff success
#BillsMafia #leafsforever
#BillsMafia #leafsforever
January 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Sean McDermott is the Mitch Marner of the Buffalo Bills, taking the fall for the lack of playoff success
#BillsMafia #leafsforever
#BillsMafia #leafsforever
The Vegas Golden Knights are basically the NHL version of the Dodgers, rest of the league is just lucky there is a salary cap
#VegasBorn
#VegasBorn
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The Vegas Golden Knights are basically the NHL version of the Dodgers, rest of the league is just lucky there is a salary cap
#VegasBorn
#VegasBorn
Tage Thompson leading Team USA to Olympic gold and the Buffalo Sabres to the Stanley Cup playoffs is the only thing that is going to save the psyche of Buffalo
#Sabrehood #BillsMafia
#Sabrehood #BillsMafia
January 18, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Tage Thompson leading Team USA to Olympic gold and the Buffalo Sabres to the Stanley Cup playoffs is the only thing that is going to save the psyche of Buffalo
#Sabrehood #BillsMafia
#Sabrehood #BillsMafia
Seriously hope the Carolina Hurricanes used up all their goals for the weekend last night before they face the Devils tonight
#NJDevils #CarolinaCulture
#NJDevils #CarolinaCulture
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Seriously hope the Carolina Hurricanes used up all their goals for the weekend last night before they face the Devils tonight
#NJDevils #CarolinaCulture
#NJDevils #CarolinaCulture
I hope the next time the New York Rangers hire a GM he asks James Dolan during the interview if he really has to write a letter to fans if things go poorly one season
#NYR
#NYR
January 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I hope the next time the New York Rangers hire a GM he asks James Dolan during the interview if he really has to write a letter to fans if things go poorly one season
#NYR
#NYR
Subscribed to Morning Brew for 2026 for a little morning news brief.
The best part about that decision?
Has to be seeing the Dave Lozo byline
(As an original Puck Soup podcast listener)
The best part about that decision?
Has to be seeing the Dave Lozo byline
(As an original Puck Soup podcast listener)
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Subscribed to Morning Brew for 2026 for a little morning news brief.
The best part about that decision?
Has to be seeing the Dave Lozo byline
(As an original Puck Soup podcast listener)
The best part about that decision?
Has to be seeing the Dave Lozo byline
(As an original Puck Soup podcast listener)
With the Leafs and Golden Knights playing tonight and next Friday, have any AI companies looked into using all the incoming Toronto media Mitch Marner hot takes to power their inference machines?
#LeafsForever #VegasBorn
#LeafsForever #VegasBorn
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
With the Leafs and Golden Knights playing tonight and next Friday, have any AI companies looked into using all the incoming Toronto media Mitch Marner hot takes to power their inference machines?
#LeafsForever #VegasBorn
#LeafsForever #VegasBorn
How long after the Devils beat the Wild last night did Tom Fitzgerald wait to drop a screenshot showing Palat’s two goals into the NHL GM group chat?
#NJDevils
#NJDevils
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
How long after the Devils beat the Wild last night did Tom Fitzgerald wait to drop a screenshot showing Palat’s two goals into the NHL GM group chat?
#NJDevils
#NJDevils
Apparently the Melnyk stink is still on the Ottawa Senators
Ownership and leadership probably wishing for another taxi cab incident instead of this
#GoSensGo
Ownership and leadership probably wishing for another taxi cab incident instead of this
#GoSensGo
January 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Apparently the Melnyk stink is still on the Ottawa Senators
Ownership and leadership probably wishing for another taxi cab incident instead of this
#GoSensGo
Ownership and leadership probably wishing for another taxi cab incident instead of this
#GoSensGo
Very interested in seeing tonight whether the Islanders game was rock-bottom for the Devils season and they start the turnaround or if the wheels fully come off on the season
Have no idea which way it’s going to go
#NJDevils
Have no idea which way it’s going to go
#NJDevils
January 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Very interested in seeing tonight whether the Islanders game was rock-bottom for the Devils season and they start the turnaround or if the wheels fully come off on the season
Have no idea which way it’s going to go
#NJDevils
Have no idea which way it’s going to go
#NJDevils
