OCB1640
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OCB1640
@ocb1640.bsky.social
Hello world.

I’m @ocb70 on Xitter, where I bonk vatniks, support Ukraine, annoy MAGAts, hang out with atheists + fellow neurodivergents, & enjoy silly (especially British) humour.

Oh, and like reading interesting history & science stuff.
The Vegetable Lamb of Tartary.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Spanish has been spoken by people *living* in North American communities since 1513. English only arrived with Jamestown in 1607..only a handful & 100 years later.

Only 13 East Coast States were part of the Declaration of Independence.

English is the language of the aggressive invader,truth hurts
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Just recalled an afternoon with Iain Banks at a sci-fi con at Glasgow Uni. In the amazing Reading Rooms, competition was to write a story in less than 100 words.
Iain won with his masterpiece with brilliant punchline “Buddha ya fat bastard”,where Salman Rushie wrote an even more shocking book.Genius
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Photo my 12 yr old daughter took on the way to school this morning, village just south of Brussels
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Snap!

This is Marshall & Ziggy .

It was very unusual for the 2 of them to chill together on the cat tree, but it made a cool photo
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I really don’t like posting photos of my kids, but son #2 absolutely loved that “IRL version” of his cuddly toy, & tbh Ziggy lived him too, you can tell by the eyes
October 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This was Ziggy, he knew lying on my keyboard pissed me off.

This was only one of his many tricks for pissing me off in a loveable way.

Sadly no longer with us, cancer of the liver got him when he was 7 😢
October 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
October 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The man who played Dracula more than any actor, cousin of James Bond author Ian Fleming, who remained enigmatic about his WWII special forces activities was a kitty dude!
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I was clueless when I got Sully, my Border. It was the breeder who told me.

When Sully comes in from the garden maukit, I say “yer aw’ mucky!” & he goes straight into his box. Only problem is the big mucky paw prints from garden door to his box.
October 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Other than “black & white v color” - would be happy for Merkans to explain the difference between Nazi Europe & MAGA America:
October 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
For those curious, imagine a floor to ceiling wall of death-grey squished latex baby heads.The wall was 2 panes of glass at the top of a staircase, so the horror got worse as you walked up.

The Giger version is symmetrical. Mine was chaotic, like the babies were in utero
October 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If this turns out to be Tesla & via Musk, I will shake my head in utter confusion.

BTW, Greenock in Scotland has had a battery park since 1814..

..originally a gun battery in a fort though!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Ma...
October 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
With all the fascism that's going on in Merka just now - can't help thinking of a rather ironic song, given the anti-fascist stance of California...

(AI silliness I know...but had to get it out my head!)
October 6, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Saturday I went for a 30min nap at 19:45. Set my alarm for 08:15 instead of 20:15.
Slept 12+ hours 😳
My cat was *so* happy, his human was being like him for once! I’m 54…
September 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
That’s the beauty of antifa - “come as you are” is de rigueur.

To be historically correct, you have the clenched fist emblem.

Red fist on black.

Yes - the first anti-fascists BITD started off as Communists.

At least they were right & the trend caught on…
September 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
My weird brain & failing eyesight saw a mitochondria diagram 🤓
September 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The lovers of the “barbarous relic” are voting with their fiat currency like there’s no tomorrow…+$700/23.5% since Trump came to power.

Gold bugs used to *dream* of a short term 2-3% pop…they’ll need to scraped from the ceiling with a brush at 23%!
September 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
There’s a poster for that…
September 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I saw this mouse pad on my wife’s desk.

“Challenge accepted”

I tested the hypothesis- doing nothing all weekend *is* possible - but now she’s furious.
September 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
As a Brit - I approve.

I assume they’ll be appropriately named something like “Boomy McBoomFace”?

Or, something along the lines of this classic?
September 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Scottish Sunshine, circa 1990.

Folks generally think it’s black & white, but it was a Kodak colour “wet” 400 film.

*dark & brooding* - it’s the Highlands.
August 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My local discount shop (Action) has ailes full of Hallowe’en stuff…in August…🤯

By late Sept it will all be sold out, and replaced by Christmas decorations.
August 31, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Phoebe the pirate dog wants to know *what is SO wrong* with eating chicken crap from the terrace, then letting off atomic farts after? 🤷‍♂️

🤢
August 31, 2025 at 6:49 AM