Just found out (in the worse possible way) one of my bosses doesn’t flush the toilet or wash their hands after using the bathroom 🥴

Hugh Hefner had honey baked ham energy. Replace him with a ham in any photo and I simply wouldn’t notice.

I just had a long conversation with my bf about Melanie Lynskey but kept calling her Mayer Lansky 🤠

Please let the next White Lotus season be set in any of the gorgeous beaches on the Jersey Shore

3 of my top 5 traumatic life moments happened while “atomic dog” was playing in the background. Nothin but the dog in me 🤠