are you a witch because you're definitely casting a spell on me.

so like ... do you need a girl before testing this. asking for a friend.

Winces.

❝ That's a strong jaw you have there, big guy. ❞

❝ Weren't you JUST saying that you aren't a vampire? ❞

Blink, blink.

❝ You sure have a funny way of greeting strangers. ❞

Bingo.

❝ I see the problem right— ❞ In a blink of an eye, he pulls a fang right from her gum.

❝ Here. ❞ Grinning, he pockets the tooth and gives her hair a ruffle.

❝ That's all I needed, babe. Your teeth are fine. Pearly white as ever, and will be very useful in this potion I'm brewing. ❞

❝ Here, let me see. ❞

He gestures for her to lower her hands, the corner of his mouth twitching.

Her being so cute almost makes him feel bad for what he's planning on doing next—

Almost.

❝ Alriiiight, alright. ❞ Holding his hands up in surrender. Staring at her fangs with a squint.

❝ ...You have something in your fangs. Did you forget to floss after feeding on someone? ❞

❝ I don't even want your soul— ❞

Sighs.

❝ You're always jumping to conclusions. Just because I'm here doesn't mean I /want/ something from you.

...But, I do need something from you. ❞