Alyssa
@obroe.bsky.social
I hit musical instruments with hammers and point flames at them for a living
Does sleeping in a king size bed feel like sleeping in the middle of a queen, because this is truly the dream every time
August 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Does sleeping in a king size bed feel like sleeping in the middle of a queen, because this is truly the dream every time
Benji woke me up at 5am for Mother’s Day 😌🙏
May 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Benji woke me up at 5am for Mother’s Day 😌🙏
Thinking about my Costco chicken bake from last night. Getting emotional
April 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Thinking about my Costco chicken bake from last night. Getting emotional
It’s finally nice enough to have the windows open for a bit and somebody out there is getting BLAZED
March 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s finally nice enough to have the windows open for a bit and somebody out there is getting BLAZED
If severance wasn’t on tonight I would’ve been in bed 3 hours ago
March 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If severance wasn’t on tonight I would’ve been in bed 3 hours ago
I think I officially have a problem and am itching for these final fantasy magic cards to come out
February 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think I officially have a problem and am itching for these final fantasy magic cards to come out
I would’ve had no problem going to work today and no reservations about tomorrow if Richmond actually plowed and salted the roads 🤷♀️ salt kept my walkway clear almost all day lol
February 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I would’ve had no problem going to work today and no reservations about tomorrow if Richmond actually plowed and salted the roads 🤷♀️ salt kept my walkway clear almost all day lol
Matt’s watching inception for the first time and he’s living life like it’s 2010 all over again and can’t stop talking about how cool it is
January 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Matt’s watching inception for the first time and he’s living life like it’s 2010 all over again and can’t stop talking about how cool it is
Tonight is gonna be one screen us nationals, one screen severance
January 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Tonight is gonna be one screen us nationals, one screen severance
Of course the day I’m driving 4.5 hours and am doing things all day is the day I wake up at 4am with a massive headache 💖
January 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Of course the day I’m driving 4.5 hours and am doing things all day is the day I wake up at 4am with a massive headache 💖
Massive distrust for anyone who has a clean car in Richmond right now
January 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Massive distrust for anyone who has a clean car in Richmond right now
Snow day snow day snow day (I knew this last night too, but accidentally left my alarm on for this morning so now I’m wide awake but happy to chill out in bed lol)
January 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Snow day snow day snow day (I knew this last night too, but accidentally left my alarm on for this morning so now I’m wide awake but happy to chill out in bed lol)
Mouthwashing was weirddddd I love it. Highly recommend
January 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Mouthwashing was weirddddd I love it. Highly recommend
Ren’s acting weird around our cabinets and some of the mouse traps we left down from the summer seem like they were set off 🙂🙂🙂🙂 can’t find any mouse poop and where they were getting in this summer is still looking good, sooooo yeah
December 31, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Ren’s acting weird around our cabinets and some of the mouse traps we left down from the summer seem like they were set off 🙂🙂🙂🙂 can’t find any mouse poop and where they were getting in this summer is still looking good, sooooo yeah
Shoutout to the club remix of river flows in you playing in this kbbq place
December 29, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Shoutout to the club remix of river flows in you playing in this kbbq place
What if I get into an argument about the last Jedi being a good movie
December 27, 2024 at 2:34 PM
What if I get into an argument about the last Jedi being a good movie
If you can comfortably afford good toilet paper, WHAT are you doing stocking single ply. What are we doing here
December 24, 2024 at 5:21 PM
If you can comfortably afford good toilet paper, WHAT are you doing stocking single ply. What are we doing here
Is it too late for me to buy myself a playstation portal so I can use it to play metaphor over the holidays and then never touch it again
December 22, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Is it too late for me to buy myself a playstation portal so I can use it to play metaphor over the holidays and then never touch it again
I’m on day three of my “actually floss every day” journey. I am a changed woman and better than everyone else
December 20, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I’m on day three of my “actually floss every day” journey. I am a changed woman and better than everyone else
I know we’re not married yet, but we’re going out for breakfast at *8:30* tomorrow morning and I want a divorce
November 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I know we’re not married yet, but we’re going out for breakfast at *8:30* tomorrow morning and I want a divorce
