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i was never a big deal on twitter or facebook. for the purposes of establishing an identity on yet another new social media platform, let's ostensibly say i'm here to do music stuff & shitpost
god, i hope you didn't make a rookie mistake to make your character seem more interesting like idk, playing him with a limp or something
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
god, i hope you didn't make a rookie mistake to make your character seem more interesting like idk, playing him with a limp or something
true, but for the second time today (for a different scenario), i get to reply to this razor with "but stupidity can't explain this one."
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
true, but for the second time today (for a different scenario), i get to reply to this razor with "but stupidity can't explain this one."
looks like you write 'em too. i think she'll probably give you a pass.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
looks like you write 'em too. i think she'll probably give you a pass.
who said the dog consented?
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
who said the dog consented?
teacher from the 'better to burn out than fade away' school
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
teacher from the 'better to burn out than fade away' school
yeah, but you get those 15 years back because the medical insurance industry gives a shit about rich and rich-famous people
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
yeah, but you get those 15 years back because the medical insurance industry gives a shit about rich and rich-famous people
what changed things was lobbyists went from bribing pols with briefcases of cash in dark restaurant booths to establishing trusts for "thinktanks" to employ their nepo-failkids and build a "library" whose sole purpose is a propaganda organ for laundering their shitty legacy once they're wormfood
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
what changed things was lobbyists went from bribing pols with briefcases of cash in dark restaurant booths to establishing trusts for "thinktanks" to employ their nepo-failkids and build a "library" whose sole purpose is a propaganda organ for laundering their shitty legacy once they're wormfood
let's see what joe & eileen have to say...
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
let's see what joe & eileen have to say...
find one who can be bullied or blackmailed by the progressives into doing some good
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
find one who can be bullied or blackmailed by the progressives into doing some good
she also tends to get spooked like a thoroughbred horse whenever any legislation looks like it might threaten her precious capitalism even a little
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
she also tends to get spooked like a thoroughbred horse whenever any legislation looks like it might threaten her precious capitalism even a little
and the guys he gets his style tips from: saddam hussein, muammar qaddafi
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
and the guys he gets his style tips from: saddam hussein, muammar qaddafi
there would've been a time over 30-35 years ago when an actual elected member of congress would've had the balls to resign their office in protest if the sham of legislative governance had reached this level. now you can't even force them to resign when they're convicted and definitely going to jail
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
there would've been a time over 30-35 years ago when an actual elected member of congress would've had the balls to resign their office in protest if the sham of legislative governance had reached this level. now you can't even force them to resign when they're convicted and definitely going to jail
that "staffer" isn't dick cheney is it?
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
that "staffer" isn't dick cheney is it?
he's not even first-gen nouveau riche. pimp-grandaddy made enough to move to nyc, set his son up as a real estate mogul to rub elbows with the elite and thus young donald was born into a culture that attempts to instill class in its scions. yet at every stage he was inexorably drawn to tackiness
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
he's not even first-gen nouveau riche. pimp-grandaddy made enough to move to nyc, set his son up as a real estate mogul to rub elbows with the elite and thus young donald was born into a culture that attempts to instill class in its scions. yet at every stage he was inexorably drawn to tackiness
lemme see if i got this straight: the guy who moved to hungary FOR the tradcath white supremacist fascism...has problems with fuentes?
last i checked orban still isn't a big fan of jews. what's the REAL story here—does our amateur ginger theologian merely differ with fuentes over aphthartodocetism?
last i checked orban still isn't a big fan of jews. what's the REAL story here—does our amateur ginger theologian merely differ with fuentes over aphthartodocetism?
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
lemme see if i got this straight: the guy who moved to hungary FOR the tradcath white supremacist fascism...has problems with fuentes?
last i checked orban still isn't a big fan of jews. what's the REAL story here—does our amateur ginger theologian merely differ with fuentes over aphthartodocetism?
last i checked orban still isn't a big fan of jews. what's the REAL story here—does our amateur ginger theologian merely differ with fuentes over aphthartodocetism?
"he looks like a used-up cigarette."
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"he looks like a used-up cigarette."
"i'm having fuuuun...i'm having fuuuu....oh god."
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"i'm having fuuuun...i'm having fuuuu....oh god."
see? he parties!
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
see? he parties!
oof, sometimes abbreviations look very different with the context removed.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
oof, sometimes abbreviations look very different with the context removed.
groucho had a habit of riffing the exact same jokes when the exact same occasions presented, notoriously the "sea bass" quip at his favorite restaurant. if he got a laugh from a joke in 1931, he'd deliver it in 1951, 1971 with no variation.
that said, groucho in an instant vs. those two fasho yobs
that said, groucho in an instant vs. those two fasho yobs
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
groucho had a habit of riffing the exact same jokes when the exact same occasions presented, notoriously the "sea bass" quip at his favorite restaurant. if he got a laugh from a joke in 1931, he'd deliver it in 1951, 1971 with no variation.
that said, groucho in an instant vs. those two fasho yobs
that said, groucho in an instant vs. those two fasho yobs
* use eisenstadt's description
* change all instances of "goebbels" to "miller"
* change all instances of "goebbels" to "miller"
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
* use eisenstadt's description
* change all instances of "goebbels" to "miller"
* change all instances of "goebbels" to "miller"