ObjectivelyJoe
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ObjectivelyJoe
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"Who is this guy and why does he keep emailing us?" - Politifact
eight bloody ninety nine stirling
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Tom's a fucking comedian.
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I love that we're fact checking Oliver Stone movies.
October 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
September 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
That's... That's not Mr. Menace.
September 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Not personally a fan but he probably drove the best race he could today. What a shame.
#F1 #Formula1 #DutchGP
August 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
June 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Found in Zone 6 (West). Llando tastes like [REDACTED]
June 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Genuinely thought that was blown. Small air punch to myself on the train.
June 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Woof, that was squeaky card time.
#Balatro
June 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
May 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Absolutely smashed this. Chequered deck (only Hearts or Spades), went all in on buffing Flushes and was churning out 90k hands by the end without thought.
#Balatro
May 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
May 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Reviving some dead memes, in true Easter fashion.
April 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Getting decent at this... #Balatro
April 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Very good run. Went a bit nuts and was only playing Flushes (red or black, not by suit) by the end and x7 from a Yorick card.
April 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ah well. Fun while it lasted.
April 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Probably my best run. First time I've had a setup where I was all 'yeah I got this'. Negative Fibonacci for the win! #Balatro
April 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
March 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
This one was a bit squeaky bum time, but made it across the line.
#Balatro
March 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Wahay! #Balatro
March 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
March 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
fuck i love the news™️
February 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I am good at driving games, honest.
February 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
How your email finds me:
January 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM