I dunno. If I was raising kids in the US I’d think twice about sending them to school just to be shot.

150kg of diet-coke marinated lard may be a meal too far even for Putin

I feel for the Swedish in all this.

Every time they etch Trump’s name onto the Nobel Peace Prize trophy, they have to melt it down and start again.

I understand the rocket malfunctioned and returned everyone safely back to Earth.

Total cost of Marshall Plan (rebuilding of Europe after WWII) at today’s equivalent : $212bn.

Total financial market losses since Trump’s inauguration : $11tn.

I feel for all those 1%ers who held their nose and voted Trump because Democrats don’t know shit about the market.

401krash

A flag with a swastika is an inanimate object.

I’m not waving one of those either.

Got given a Tesla as Avis rental yesterday. Refused to accept it and took the downgrade.

Don’t buy them, don’t rent them, don’t encourage others to do so.

Is that an emergency bottle of orange slap-on dye next to Trump?

Something to bring the colour back to his cheeks after that horrendous meal?