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(low activity) "Uncle" N. Brio, Ph.D
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An instance of N. Brio from a Naughty Dog-only continuity. Never went back to Cortex, never grew an ego, always sounded that whiny. 🚫NO Coco or Nina coomers🚫 http://obj-brio.carrd.co/
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Today's the day I get ta remind everybody I'm t-t-t-transgender!
N. Brio from Crash Bandicoot is facing away from the camera, looking out towards the ocean while standing on the beach. Brio turns to face the camera and opens his mouth, smiling wide. The colors of the transgender pride flag can be seen in the sky behind him.
March 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Everybody loves Cousin Wendell! #CrashBandicoot
3D rendered image in which Crash and Coco from the Crash Bandicoot series are eating sandwiches while sitting at a counter in a laboratory. N. Brio is watching them from across the counter with his hands folded and an awkward, forced smile on his face. A skeleton vaguely resembling Crash is present next to the counter. N. Brio begins to speak, gesturing towards the skeleton. Crash and Coco pause their eating to listen. Brio's dialogue, written to convey a strong stutter, is as follows: "...a'right, I think... I think it's about time I told you kiddos the deal with the s-s-suspiciously bandicoot-like skeleton in our vicinity..." N. Brio pulls the skeleton in closer against him as he continues speaking to the bandicoots. "Crash, Coco... it's time I introduced... th-this is your cousin Wendell. He didn't, ah... he didn't turn out so good." The view shifts to Crash and Coco. Crash is still eating his sandwich. Coco, with a resigned expression, says the following: "Uncle Brio, you show us Wendell every time we come over."
November 21, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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[The guardian awakens. The island sings.] #CrashBandicoot

Better quality: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Yj...
November 18, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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A 3D-rendered image of N. Brio from the Crash Bandicoot series (a tiny, bald little old mad scientist with a thin, lanky build and a proportionally huge, oblong-shaped head distinguished by a pair of Frankenstein-esque bolts sticking out of each side) writing on a chalkboard. The chalkboard is filled with the sentence "I AM BETTER THAN CORTEX", written over and over again. N. Brio turns to face the viewer, stating the following (written as if to convey a strong stutter): "If I write it down enough times, I might... I-I might start to b-b-believe it!"
November 16, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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["You finally started using IKs and controls properly after four years of obj_brio," you sob desperately, "now please for the love of God, do something about that capital offense you call a face setup!"
"I like it that way," the cartoonist barks before unleashing a maniacal roar of evil laughter.]
November 15, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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[We'll keep the crickets at bay with some evenly spaced reposts of old bird site and nerd site stuff, I guess! See you tomorrow.]
November 15, 2024 at 9:45 AM
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#CrashBandicootRP
-N. Brio, straight out of your PlayStation pre-Y2K; Naughty Dog continuity
-All-purpose in-character account
-Sometimes descriptive, sometimes graphical
-SFW, mostly lighthearted, some pathos & contemplative moments
-https://obj-brio.carrd.co

(PROBABLY WON'T BE SUPER ACTIVE SORRY)
November 15, 2024 at 5:51 AM