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jess - nj - network engineer
f1, star trek, tolkien
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count your fucking days FERRARI
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
if leclerc isn’t top 10 for sprint quali im fighting every engineer
October 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
bonjour
October 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
biblically down bad
September 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
hi
September 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i always forget dannyric is my age til he shares something with a song i listened to in high school like how tf does this australian know jacks mannequin
June 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
putting a man who looks like he hunts people for sport in a newsboy is hilarious
June 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
am i the only bitch who does not fuck with davide on f1tv
June 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
when a race is on east coast time
June 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i think abby is slowly discovering she’s got bird autism
June 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
sauron 2day
June 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
im practicing not complaining about how other people go about doing the same job i do and i am already failing internally on night one.
June 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Border Patrol just requested large quantity of additional less-lethal materiel to respond to LA protests, law enforcement source tells me.
June 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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They wrote a letter lmao
June 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
never seen a team hold on to bad race engineers as strongly as ferrari does
May 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
not aston martin knocking out both ferraris in ITALY
May 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
MALTAAAA #eurovision
May 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
oh my god eurovision is streaming on peacock i can finally understand what the fuck is going on 😭
May 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Those wondering what Jess and Abby's couple name is, either Jabby or Jebby, but there was a secret, third option:

Ass.
May 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
mclaren is so fucking annoying your british bias is so fucking annnnnnoying #f1
May 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
oooooh bitch a wet sprint lets gooo #f1
May 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
sauron 2day
April 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
fuck you zak brown
April 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
this is about to be my pookie podium #f1
April 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i fear i think i’ve gathered the best fantasy team
April 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM