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Whoa, that is definitely where you want to see it! I got family in Denver and Southwest flies for like $89, I may even pick up a ticket for that haha
October 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Nice they must have updated yesterday cause I was checking Sunday night. Fun fact, Southwest theaters are actually about 30 miles north of downtown Austin LOL.
October 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Si, por favor! Vivo en Austin, TX y hay solo un teatro en todo la ciudad proyectando lo. No lo podía creer.
October 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My absolute most desired console right now and I can’t find one for less than $350 😓
September 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
People that complain about needing their taxes lowered… they can barely afford their car!
September 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The lack of a ? at the end to make it a perfect 250/250 characters is going to haunt me far longer than this cartoon ever could
July 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
In the absolute best of times, it used to take a couple months to get an available slot so I can’t even imagine what it of now. At the very least you should have been given a date by now. So sorry your family is having to deal with uncertainty around final arrangements.
July 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Mike Myers 100% spray paints the Fat Bastard suit green and demands to play him, right?
June 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
They try to say because it’s “a dry heat” it’s ok but my air fryer is a dry heat. I sure as shit wouldn’t want to live inside of it.
June 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Oh hey, I didn’t think you live… where I think you live, but it tracks haha
June 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I started to scroll away but was still laughing at this comment so I had to come back and give respect haha
a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it
ALT: a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it
media.tenor.com
June 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Really cool that Wario64 is better at notifying when they’re in-stock than the email and push notifications I’ve enabled directly with Target. Not a peep on either notification
June 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Skyler is playing Jimmy Olson!? That dude was MADE to play Jimmy Olson
June 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Watching this thread like my parents watched the moon landing haha
June 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
All of this is “stoned college freshman political philosophy major” ludicrous but I’ve partied with airline pilots before. Absolutely f’n not, what a terrible idea haha
June 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wrong em boyo but you’d have to find a couple unemployed ska guys to hop on stage with you and do it justice
May 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Just knowing the possibility of a giant Guinness and Monte Cristo exists again has steeled my soul for another month of this existential dread we call life
May 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’m near the airport and I saw lightning/heard the corresponding thunder a quarter second after… legit think it hit my street. I’ve never had my flight response just turned on in my head, immediate heart rate jump and sweating
May 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hope that works. Sometimes the actual switches can go bad but more often than not it’s just gunk
May 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Open up the laptop and hold the keyboard portion upside down. Run a vacuum with a brush attachment over the entire keyboard several times. Then set it right side up and run a very lightly damp towel over the keys, just enough moisten them. I do it all the time at work and they’re right as rain after
May 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Really sad not seeing them have this kind of success together but definitely happy SOME good has come to Spurs’ season
May 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
That helps take the sting of having to sit out the inaugural year a bit. From what I’ve seen they’re not allowing any 1 or 2 day park tickets to Epic Universe
May 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Just curious, what’d you dislike about it so much as a ride?
May 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Right, not that her world wide years long billion plus dollar grossing tour has come to an end, it’s because you said you hate her. What’s funny is she’s going to disappear into a Scrooge McDuck money vault on a Polynesian island somewhere and this asshole will have to keep doing the job he hates
May 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM