they're afraid to lose their press credentials, but what good are they if they just repeat what the lunatic says?

Dunno.. the obvious problem is digital rights management is not friendly towards lending. A library can buy a book and lend it.. afaik there's no additional licensing you'd have to deal with. I suppose libraries could lend e-readers loaded with the single copy they own of a publication or something

why is this leopard eating my face?

I do him one better if I wait forever. I'm saving an infinite amount of money and energy, having nothing to do with that bullshit

oh then by all means do something about all the processed foods.. oh you say lord mcfelon won't let you lay a finger on his hamberders?