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Old "NEW LABOUR NEW DANGER" poster but with Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's eyes
February 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Does my face look wuthered?
Catherine Tate show character Lauren Cooper pointing to her own face
February 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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DVD cover showing Cliff Richard as Heathcliff in the musical of the same name
February 14, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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Rude
Screenshot from weather app. Brighton and Hove weather. "Moderate winds expected in your area between 19:00 h…"
February 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Give it some umbilicus
February 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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I always pick the wrong week to quit caffeine
Airplane wrong week to quit pic
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Quote: 'Importantly, the NHS did not, in fact, “withdraw” access to puberty blockers at the Gender Identity Service, or GIDS, which was England’s only pediatric gender clinic, during the period in question. The NHS did not fully terminate puberty blocker access until the spring of 2024, when GIDS was shuttered and the NHS started the process of setting up a new system of clinics to replace it. The NHS did indeed pause access to blockers for six months during 2021. GIDS then resumed providing the drugs, ableit at a lower rate than it had previously. But GIDS absolutely did not eliminate such access until nearly three years later.'
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Wow
Cropped screenshot of Wikipedia page showing photos of Margaret Thatcher and Keir starmer. A caption seems to say "Margaret Thatcher was Keir Starmer is the"
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Yeah, why would anyone think that was a good idea?
Screenshot of a webpage from The Independent showing a comment article. The headline reads, “Peter Mandelson is a gamble as US ambassador – but exactly what we and Trump need.” Below it is a subheading crediting Jon Sopel, noting Tony Blair’s view of the Washington embassy role and arguing that with Trump back in charge the job is more important and difficult, calling Mandelson “a class act.”
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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I made this for some reason
My version of the famous Conservative Party “New Labour New Danger” attack poster showing a smiling Tony Blair with his eyes obscured by a torn strip revealing (in the original) red "demon eyes", but mine has the eyes of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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Have they?

www.nytimes.com/books/best-s...
NYT Children’s & Young Adult bestseller list entry showing Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, ranked number 4 with 878 weeks on the list, alongside the book cover.
January 26, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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“Scene from the Joe Pasquale Problem episode of Doctors: two men who both look like Joe Pasquale stand side by side in a clinic room, dressed differently. One wears a dark blue shirt and stands with his hands behind his back; the other wears a brown checked shirt with a name badge.”
January 22, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace”
Keith Harris and Orville
January 19, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peas."
Cheesy peas on the Fast Show
January 19, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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“A meme-style image of Hyacinth Bucket in a bright blue hat decorated with white daisies and a matching blue floral dress, leaning forward as if explaining something. A white rectangle with the word ‘LaTeX’ covers her forehead. Below the image is the caption: ‘It’s “lay tech”.
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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But why?
"River Uck" sign, but rectangular
January 13, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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A meme-style image divided into three columns labelled ‘Phase 1’, ‘Phase 2’, and ‘Phase 3’. Under Phase 1 is a photo of a London bus stop advert that reads ‘No matter how many countries you invade, you’ll still be a nonce’, with photos of Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew beneath the text. Phase 2 shows a large red question mark above a small cartoon gnome character. Phase 3 simply says ‘Profit’ in red text. The layout parodies a simplistic ‘three-step plan’ or ‘phases to success’ diagram.
January 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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Looks like I picked the right month (the end of November) to quit X (formerly twitter)
Lloyd Bridges in Airplane about to sniff glue
January 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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And this guy is lying.
Headline: GROUNDHOG SLEIGH I’ve celebrated Christmas every day for the past 30 years – and have a bizarre morning tradition Andy, whose house in ­Melksham, Wilts, always has decorations up
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Dumont in Tron
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM