(same concept as "dress jeans" when growing up...)

This is why pot-smoking pregnant mice are banned from our neighborhood! (I know, the article mentioned injections, not smoking, yet no mouse-sized needles have been reported in the area.)

(crab Transformers - look like a mossy rock, et voila!)

early years, Dad had me try Brylcream. Not traumatized, but not something I needed to do again

(if you don't go with Dick The Halls for December you're missing a step...)

(aren't you famous enough to say Weird Al met *you*?! 🙂)