a pound of flax
a pound of flax
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don’t eat any baked goods he offers you for the next couple of weeks
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
we cannot let The Spitting Image people know about this
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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OKAY OKAY FINE, GOD 🌝

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do NOT submit it here, we won’t see it, sorry that happened to you (or happy for you)!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the Dyson Sphere is the most imperialist form of construction, we all know this
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
secretly funded by the Japanese government to promote the camera zaibatsus
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
tbf if i was a Mormon pharmacist in New Orleans i’d be a bit cranky too
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
albanaise, the forgotten condiment
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
congrats to Florida’s new head coach, Fox Guy
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
always be wary of a campaign person/strategist that wants to be A Name
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
we need to return to natural, tried-and-true treatment methods (the sarcophagus)
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
visiting a tank of young symbiotes
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
NO IT WON’T
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
he expands it to the top 25 and gets into beef with Charles Barkley over San Antonio
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 AM
i wonder if it’s a slightly delayed reaction to Turner/Grijalva/Connolly - more older members are taking stock and retiring, more younger members are sensing opportunities
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
a different kind of King’s Counsel
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
kids gotta grow up somehow
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
they aren’t giving him enough sporting events to run the odds on
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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🔁
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
did the mints contain 100% of your daily vitamins & minerals and wreck your GI too?
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
congrats to incoming rep MTV’s Dan Cortese
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
it’s all whatever the medical equivalent of billable hours is
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
happy international men’s day
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
peace was never an option
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
JAMES EARL JONES: Integrity. Excellence. Brutal Cunning. Cunning Brutality. We Are The Michigan Boyz.
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
it’s clearly because he’s eating all the hot dogs in the city
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM