Oatman
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Oatman
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You can never go home again. But I guess you can shop there.
I mean, sure, but “right wing cranks” describes a significant chunk of the people I live around. These people were mad about ~any~ precautions by June of 2020.

These are people who don’t understand the idea of vaccine efficacy unless unvaccinated people are dying in the street *in front of them*
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Who wrote this review, Robert Kiyosaki?
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Updating my will to leave explicit instruction that my post-mortem AI avatar should say whatever is most financially advantageous to my family…
December 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Delusions of grandeur seem like a prerequisite
December 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Was always more of a B’etor man myself…
December 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Alternatively, just make bad art for yourself! I’m a terrible musician but I still play and just don’t subject other people to it because it’s fun.
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This man is about to be haunted by the ghost of Jack Tatum for Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Being a Counting Crows fan has to be the least-surprising fact I’ve ever learned about Steve Kerr
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You say that, but how can Dems possibly be expected to find a better candidate in :checks watch: nearly 3 years?
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Collins about to sue you for plagiarism
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Maybe John Preyer can pony up for a good cause this time.
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Man shit, Brian Cox sucks?
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Impromptu block party
December 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It’s not going in our yard Russ
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Whatever he was having delivered, I’m willing to bet it wasn’t Christmas presents for his adult children.
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just mute the name…? Why make this everyone else’s problem?
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“Just out here calling balls and strikes”

John “Angel Hernandez” Roberts
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
At least some of those guys were infected with mind-controlling bugs. What’s this guy’s excuse?
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hetero guy here
a man in a suit and tie stands in a crowd
Alt: a man in a suit and tie stands in a crowd yelling there are dozens of us
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM