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Rob
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Trump has zero respect for people who disagree with him, sadly. That would take the capacity for self-reflection / doubt. Not something in his locker. Heartening to see so many Americans out protesting him / ICE. Keep going and good luck getting rid!
January 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
This is perfect....Elf Mahmood! The writing on the traditional elf workshop wooden archway! Thank you for managing to make me laugh despite how truly awful this is. Right....back to despairing!
December 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Who told you you could write a cartoon about me?
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I got second-hand burns just reading this!
March 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think the headline writer might not have experienced...the rest of the internet! 😬
January 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I hope they paired them with tube socks
January 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Can I issue an ultimatum about a potential blocking? 🤔
December 5, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Never was a word more apt than 'Enshittification'. Thanks for the tip!

www.theguardian.com/science/2024...
‘What many of us feel’: why ‘enshittification’ is Macquarie Dictionary’s word of the year
The committee’s honourable mentions went to ‘right to disconnect’ and ‘rawdogging’
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2024 at 8:54 PM
A horrendous way to treat such beautiful animals. They should be ashamed. Poor dogs and horses being forced into high stress situations too. We had a young fox sleeping in our garden for a few days in the summer and it was an amazing sight.
December 2, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It's loosely based on a book from 1995. The musical premiered in 2003 & has been hugely successful. They'd be stupid *not* to make a movie! Over 20 years you've had to raise your objections yet you waited until now to try and frame it as a 'woke-warrior' thing. You'll be trying to blame Gen-Z next.
November 24, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I think riffing on the idea of such material in *magazine form* automatically qualifies you...
an older woman wearing headphones is playing a waffle on a record player
ALT: an older woman wearing headphones is playing a waffle on a record player
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I lived in Manchester for 4 years and loved my time there but I do occasionally get reminded of this 'review' in 'Crap Towns II'. She just caught it on a bad day I'm sure...
November 18, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Or to put it another way, if someone has looked at the evidence around vaccines and the millions of lives they have saved or looked at the 98% of climate scientists who agree...and discounted it all as 'fake news', they're already gone. Twitter just accelerated the madness. I want my bubble back.
November 16, 2024 at 10:49 PM
The public elected Trump because of inflation. US economic success didn't trouble the working classes who were struggling away in the background. Us spending time not arguing with bots on twitter or giving money by way of interaction with purposefully provocative posts won't change this picture.
November 16, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Have you considered Twitter? Seriously though....consider it
a man with a beard and mustache is standing in a kitchen
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is standing in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:31 PM
You're giving me the hump!
November 15, 2024 at 10:29 AM
I love whale rider but, by sheer coincidence, it always makes my allergies flare up....
November 15, 2024 at 9:44 AM
When I liked your post (skeet? 🤔), that was my 10th 'like' to train the algorithm...what have I done! 😭
November 14, 2024 at 3:15 PM
*spooning lard into an oversized frying pan whilst on the phone*

"I have a very particular set of skills...skills I have acquired over a very long career. If you leave me to my breakfast, that will be the end of it...."
November 14, 2024 at 2:48 PM
November 12, 2024 at 10:18 PM