And a bunch of books on the bottom shelf aren’t books but baby photo albums that several people recognize went missing from their childhood homes decades ago.

That’s the only way to do it

OH BOOOO!!! Yeah, you guys deserve patches! And a raise cause holy fuck you guys go HARD.

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noOOOOOOOOOOOOMAMEEEEEEES AJGKDLSABVJGLKDSANL

AAAAA I’m in Hollywood but I hope you can make it out here! I’d LOVE to scare the soul out of you. 😈

lmfao when I read the email I just stared at it blankly for half an hour while my roomies/husband celebrated and it took a week or more to fully process jgkldsjagblkdsnal

Scare acting at a professional level has been one of my life's dreams and after the soul rending couple of years I've had I feel... yeah. Pretty great.

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