Its Edmund Fitzgerald Day, don't forget to drown in your local Icy Waters in memory of the souls and 26,000 tons of Iron Ore lost

Columbus day but its not about chris its about a large amount Lieutenant Columbo's and whoever started the holiday got the incorrect plural form of Columbo

me when i get irrationally angry at not being able to find a place only to later see that i've been looking in the completely wrong area for two weeks.

Imperial Russian vampires having caviar along with their usual human feeding, call that Serf and Turf

cis guy but i like when they add new letters to the gay acronym cause it means more toppins on my sandwiches

Learning my career goals will be furthered by becoming more silly, real goofy, primo dope behavior, enhanced bonehead performance, I will eat rocks off the ocean floor and be paid for it. I'm a genius

You know guys, personally i don't believe Reed Smoot and Willis C. Hawley have an entirely good idea on how to turn this rescission around. I mean if we tax other countries goods why wouldn't they just tax us right back? President Hoover should really consider this bill carefully, it might be bad

Its veterans day, so as normal in lieu of anything actually useful like a good education, good job, nice house, mental healthcare, physical healthcare, or really anything useful, please enjoy a 5% discount on all Applebee's orders over $175. Because America, Cares.