If they're going to be named "Thomas" they should at least look like this:

He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...

Bonus: Some of the bands I saw at the first two Lollapaloozas:

Jane's Addiction
Butthole Surfers
Red Hot Chili Peppers
NIN
Siouxsie and the Banshees

Will you be joining Tony Levin's band or the Blue Man Group?

"Moist morsels" should be a cat treat if it isn't already one.

Read this in your Mike Oldfield voice:

2 acoustic standard guitars
3 electric guitars
1 electric baritone guitar
1 acoustic bass guitar
1 5-string fretless electric bass guitar
1 nylon-string soprano ukulele
1 fiddle
1 cümbüş
...and introducing...
kanklės!

State and local governments need to learn how to use civil asset forfeiture (which I otherwise don't like) to reclaim property used in commission of a crime (all of Trump's property) from the Trump regime. No need for Trump to be convicted or even charged.

All the cash will be left to the next president, Barron. (Don't laugh. Ask Kim Jong-un whether a third son can take over the reins of a country.)