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The official home of Major League Redditball's Season 10 AL West Champion Fake Oakland Athletics. Fuck John Fisher.

Skeets by media intern and occasional infielder Sterling Turlington.

More info: https://reddit.com/r/fakebaseball
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If you want to learn about fake baseball, check out this thread!
For those curious, here are the basics of Fake Baseball!

1. The pitcher submits a hidden number between 1 and 1000.
2. The hitter guesses a number between 1 and 1000.
3. The difference between the two numbers determines the result of the at-bat!
PANG BANG!

RBI single for Pang Winn makes it 1-0.
January 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It's a leadoff walk for Kries von Kriestalhauser.
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media.tenor.com
January 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Offseason? What offseason?

Jihmih Tyranus takes the mound for the Athletics' scrimmage against the San Francisco Giants!
January 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The Fake Athletics are excited to announce that everyone's favorite croc, Total Dial, has been named the team's next captain.

Cindy Quill did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Congrats, Total!
December 25, 2024 at 4:18 AM
The Fake Athletics mourn the loss of a (real) franchise icon, a titan of the game, and the best base stealer of all time.

About him, statistician Bill James once said: "If you could split him in two, you'd have two Hall of Famers."

Rest in peace to the legend, Rickey Henderson.
December 21, 2024 at 8:07 PM
We don't have any words, and we know you don't want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you're feeling - we get it. This isn't the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.

Happy Gilmore 2 is fil
December 21, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Kries von Kriestalhauser has reached base in every one of his postseason at-bats. The streak stays alive with a leadoff walk to start the third!
December 14, 2024 at 6:09 PM
If you want to learn about fake baseball, check out this thread!
For those curious, here are the basics of Fake Baseball!

1. The pitcher submits a hidden number between 1 and 1000.
2. The hitter guesses a number between 1 and 1000.
3. The difference between the two numbers determines the result of the at-bat!
December 14, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Well then.

OAK 2, TBR 4
December 14, 2024 at 5:36 AM
The Rays get one back on a single by Dermot Mulveiny. Schihne still looking to sneak out of this one; runners on second and third, no outs.

OAK 2, TBR 1
December 13, 2024 at 8:04 PM
A bit of a jam for Schihne as he has runners at the corners with no outs. Can he escape?
December 13, 2024 at 1:54 PM
It's a leadoff walk for Peter Hoomanawanui, but he is caught trying to swipe second. Hightower and Turlington go down in a flash, and the side is retired.
December 13, 2024 at 5:32 AM
A clean inning from Mark Schihne!

... just as we all expected.

A's come to the plate at the top of the second with a 2-0 lead!
December 13, 2024 at 12:00 AM
In the fashion of the real-life Seattle Mariners, the boys fail to score the runner from third.

The damage is done, though, and the As are out to an early 2-0 lead headed to the bottom of the first!
December 12, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I just saw GM Six poke his head out of the dugout with a word of advice for Jihmih Tyranus in the on-deck circle.

A group of Tampa-area schoolchildren tried to heckle him, but some yelled "FIVE!" while others yelled "SEVEN!"
December 12, 2024 at 2:36 AM
I don't wanna hear SHIT about our offense. Sorry for cussing.

Pang Winn bangs in Bigstick with a monster triple. We love triples.

OAK 2, TBR 0
December 12, 2024 at 2:17 AM
A big stick indeed!

Co-GM Teddy Bigstick drives Kries home and the As take an early lead. Bully for him!

OAK 1, TBR 0
December 12, 2024 at 12:30 AM
We're underway down by the Bay!

Kries Von Kriestalhauser with a leadoff double to start this AL Division playoff series. He really is the best leadoff hitter I've ever seen.

Upon reaching second base, von Kriestalhauser shouted: "HAPPY GILMORE 2 IS FILMING NEAR ME, SO I APPLIED TO BE AN EXTRA!"
December 11, 2024 at 9:34 PM