Who waits in line for delivery pizza?

No one wants dominoes, give us the Mini!

Mitch McConnell has been actively decaying for several years and is still in office. It will be a good long while.

My cousin is one year older than me and the grandmother of a toddler. I have a three year old. 🧓

I am thrilled that my 12yo son is on a rec league baseball team this year and has a few more years left (based on seeing older kids playing there too). I don't want to raise a professional athlete, just a kid with hobbies and some small life lessons.

Maybe it's an adorable, mischievous ghost cat.

So many of our teachers at our French immersion school are from these countries. They are amazing educators and wonderful people. It would truly devastate our community.

I'm a try to grow tomatoes, have them all eaten by squirrels or bottom rot and buy some at the farmer's market instead mom. And then they don't eat them anyway!

The Five was just predicting the number of ex-wives.

RIP, horse e-books. You were always a real one.

Please put googly eyes with long lashes on his rump for full Snugfleupagus effect.

The American version of the Running of the Bulls.

A very American thing, for the first American Pope.

Oh boy. Just hand your data over to the hackers now.