Me explaining to my kid what queso is and thinking “my gawd what did I eat?”

Before having kids, think about what it’s like to help a puking kid puke and then cleaning up the puke at 3 am, because, it will happen (likely multiple times).

My daughter got a 6ft, 55lb teddy bear from Santa. She insists on carrying it up and down the stairs by herself. She is 8. At this point she’s training to be a fire fighter.

From my family to yours happy holidays!

I tried to explain myself to my wife by citing a case - nope didn’t work.

My 8.5 year old daughter uses words like “usurp” in her sentences and wow. She will rule the world.

I’m in Saskatoon to argue a week long hearing. I forgot my mittens and my hat. Way to go PhD…

You know what’s fun? Telling people who are being treated for circulatory disorders that they are on an erectile dysfunction drug.

Me: kid how do you get you’re anger out?

Daughter: I scream into a pillow.

Me too kid.

Me (to kids): time is a construct.
Kid: just like gender.

Mission accomplished.

Me to my kid: You know I’m a doctor right?

Them: No one cares Mom.

My kids are considering a visit to the SCC because I told them the judges dress like Santa Claus. Good advocacy = knowing your audience.

Ah yes. The time I saw Taylor Swift front row for $135 a ticket. Inflation is a jerk

My first time living in Ottawa in years.

Me: it’s already so cold out, what am I going to do without the PATH?

My kid: you’re going to freeze and die.

#KeepingItReal

Hello #BlueSky - happy to be here! I post about ridiculous situations involving my kids, my pets, and my kids with my pets. Sometimes supplemented by issues affecting lawyers and queers with a sprinkle of cooking and baking posts :)