Once upon a time, my ex worked at the South Pole, and went pole (-58c) -> mcmurdo (-22c) -> Christchurch (7c) -> los angeles (....37f) in like three days. I am not sure how he survived that one.

As a not!Matt from southern Californian, yes, this is deadly weather for our fragile species. We must be carried in a blanket burrito lest our feet touch the evil cold ground.

Oh. 😭🧡

Well, the secondary couple has just had a classic waiter with a full tray dumps it all over his crush in a full tux moment. And I may have actually giggled, out loud. For whatever that's worth!

One of them will awkwardly greet the others mother in an elevator on the way to devirginize her son?? If that's sufficient??? (It is honestly REALLY fun)((And hot.))

Also if comics are welcome, once & future from kieron gillen is BEAUTIFUL and brilliant

Jes Battis - the winter knight. Soo excellent!

Never really got that - unless I gave you personally and directly money and my address for something, why would I expect you to know where my book was??? You're not the publisher! And it's a book y'all. I love them too, premee's especially, but a wait didn't hurt me...

Begin as you mean to go on and all that jazz

It's like saying you can buy those curtains and make them into a dress if you want. You bought them, they're your curtains now, you can do WTF you want with them. The curtainmaker gets no say.

But if you bought the curtains from a Nazi curtainmaker, you're still giving a Nazi money to do Nazi shit.

Congrats tef!!!! So glad for you!

My mom loved little women. I bought her the most recent dvd, and same thing, never made it to watching. Unopened DVD sits on the shelf.

/blink/. Someone please get me out of here this is the bad place.

This whole process has been so dreadful even to observe, I'm sure much worse to experience. I'm really hoping for good news for you soon.

But do they have cilantro and enchilada sauce?? This is critical to my wellbeing :D
(Liquid smoke is great, just not something I immediately associate with mexican food, esp. not pecan!! :D )

**some level of facetiousness about "biggest worry" here, if that wasn't clear :D

I am giggling a little, one of my biggest worries about immigrating out of Southern California is access to -good- Mexican food (New Zealand, I am STILL giving you the side eye about your goddamn mayo "sour cream"), and I am just. Dying. What is pecan liquid smoke?!?!?

Man every single time one of these chucklefucks throws out this "but what if a DEM is on this list?" I just lose a little more faith in humanity. I want them to go to jail. If they raped a child, i want them in jail. I'm concerned that y'all think my politics dictate my approval of child rapists.