New friend unlocked

Sometimes I’m like “I’m not that chronically ill this is normal amounts of pain!” and then I wake up in tears bc my whole lower body hurts and I’m like “🥸 oh hey!! What the fuck are you doing!!!”

Don’t mind me, just getting REALLY into biscotti

More wedding photos 🥺

when’s shadowlands timewalking

I hate being a woman. I get in at 6:45ish every morning, and today I got in around 7:10 instead, and THREE MEN commented on how early I was. I’M USUALLY HERE EARLIER THAN YOU!!! I’M JUST ALREADY WORKING WHILE YOU FUCK AROUND IN THE KITCHEN.

Real text messages I sent today 🥸

Why is it 55° outside IM TRYING TO WEAR CHUNKY KNITS.

My tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government

I fear the silly heatless curl sock thing worked well

Remember when we used to just live tweet everything we did back in 2014? I think we should do that again

Caught sunbathing

HUGSBAND @bribar515.bsky.social

OOP

Hello I am wed to the love of my life!

I would like to go home now (: