We just need some stupid huge project like kubernetes to pick one variant, and then we can consider that one canonical.

Are you by any chance watching Better Call Saul? There's a minor recurring point in there about cup holders on a Mercedes not fitting a particular cup.

The self-hosters managed to stay online, apparently. But maybe your point is that the number of self-hosters is insignificant compared to the total userbase?

Tailscale has an app in the Synology app store, and you can just install it on NixOS.

This is like the opposite of when you photoshopped his hair onto NL

I guess they were really banking on the sale to an American company going through. In a way TikTok called their bluff.

Honest question: would you prefer these were just pictures he found on google images and omitted to credit the artist?