Some honourable mentions from the “over 40” section at the thrift store

Be hot and post hot pics! - note to self

I put a roast in my crok pot this morning, I remembered to apply sunscreen, a good boy sent for my coffee AND I marinated some chicken thighs. Life is good

Decided I like this angle too. How about you?

We make 0rgasms from scratch around here

Meanwhile, would you consider not answering for 4 hours the silent treatment? Silly

Yes I will be recycling tweets, sue me

So...here’s to starting fresh! (kinda)

Moved here after I realized Twitter was a sinking ship. Hello!