i wish i were one of those inflatable air dancers that they have in front of stores. i think that would be a more fulfilling purpose

Anyway i havent posted resources here irt to palestine and no one on this dash is posting anything so heres smn I stole off twitter

thinking way too much about how the quality of fabric has absolutely declined because of capitalism. why are we letting people make shit that falls apart when i wash it for the third time

so glad that the national test alert played like 2 minutes before it was supposed to, i wanted that free heart attack today actually

her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting?

me:

no one i know is on here quite yet so i get to be as feral and unhinged as i dare. and boy, do i dare.