*it’s not like I work for a Walmart or a big grocery store, AND ALMONDS ARE A MAJOR ALLERGEN I HAVE TO DO SO MUCH EXTRA CLEANING THAT I DON’T GET PAID FORRRRRRRRR

*idc if you’re taking essentials but girl you did not need to crack open that 18$ pack of macarons after hiding it in your bra, eat two, and then put the open container in TWO DIFFERENT SPOTS IN MY DEPARTMENT RAAAAA

you know those thoughts that feel like they’re burning a hole through your brain?
that’s how this felt

running total at that point, my sleepy knew no bounds

their world is gonna be ROCKED when they find out how those eggs ended up on the shelves

I MANIFESTED THIS I WISHED FOR THIS
AND RIGHT AFTER MY BIRTHDAY HELL YEAH

SAY IT LOUDER