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Boy, did I choose the wrong employment as a younger man... I think I would have loved the job on that Colorado farm... especially the breaks.

Rich people trying to do regular things might be the only reality show I would watch.

Season 1 episode 1

Trump makes a meatloaf from scratch...

Eric Adams is hoping Trump helps keeping him from his own perp walk.

Now I have to watch it!

Honestly, if we could just get him to try some weed instead of all the amphetamines, maybe he'd calm down and stop being such a prick.

The stock price of McDonalds would soar as well...

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I have said for years that it MUST be a mental disorder. Similar to gambling addiction, this unnatural need to accumulate wealth after having billions is certainly a condition.

Seriously, they aren't easy on the eyes. Rob us at night like any self respecting ugly burglar would.