Fingerless oven gloves

Turning up the succulent slider

Taping my webcam to a ceiling fan to make anyone trying to hack me dizzy

Wilting meats in a saucepan before the big feast.

If I have a son I'm buying him burger

Introducing Danny the drinks rat!

Danny will carry up to three drinks on his oversized rat back directly to your guests!

Just give each of your guests a lil treat to give to Danny and he'll scamper right over with their cocktail of choice

Now available starting from £15/mo

Help my 3d printer printed itself a ladder and escaped out the window

From above, I spit jelly beans onto the unwavering pavement.

I'm surprised Wile e Coyote's art career never took off.

If you boil the hell out of your pasta does that make it "Al Dante"?

They need to breed bananas to be wetter so they juice easier

Berries should be classed as people because they can bleed

I've decided to riskmaxx with a caseless folding phone, adhesive magsafe ring and a magsafe wallet

Thinking of storing all my worldly possessions in those kinder egg capsules

I am currently experiencing the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon with soup. Just the concept of soup. It's everywhere atm.

Guys how do I thicken my capri-sun?