Celeste M Descoteaux
nxinnova.bsky.social
Celeste M Descoteaux
@nxinnova.bsky.social
I quit the police department and found myself a steady job (in NoVA).

I’d like to keep this republic, Ben.

Fun fact: submitted my DNA for a cold case that solved the first national genealogy-assisted cold case. Helped id’d an abducted child.
Preach!!!
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
OMG That’s perfection.
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Spot on
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Rich real estate guy who hit on a person who is nearly young enough to be his granddaughter when she thought it was reasonable to run for US Congress having never been elected to anything nor had a job outside of politics.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hear, hear and shine it brightly with the light of a billion stars.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Please do not vote for a promise. This is Lucy with the football, Senator Kaine. Please,as a constituent of yours, reconsider and do not vote for a Republican promise. I am double dog daring you to vote Hell No.
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Can’t help but think of this.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Mamdani is going to enforce Sharpei law. Everyone will have to perform Bop to the Top with brothers.
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Grow up Axios.
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Thank you. Heartily concur that this is Axios leaning into TMZ behavior.
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
What more has to happen before this authoritarian criminal behavior is ordered to stop? At long last U.S. Supreme Court, have you no decency?
November 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Photoshop. Bitch, please. There’s enough of craven stupidity out there to make photoshopping unnecessary.
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Thank you, our sane neighbor to the north.
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Pinned by a phenom.
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
From your keyboard to the universe whisperer, Sheila.
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Did you send that to Dick Cheney’s relatives who like to go to war but not serve
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
With advice and consent…
November 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It’s akin to when he thought he could remove braille on elevators in Trump Tower.
Or when he mocked Serge Kovaleski, the reporter with a congenital joint disease…
or…
He is just a bully with no sense of humanity. I can’t wait for the day when I don’t have to worry about what he’s fucked up now.
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM