The reason I quit following him was posts like this one.

I can't remember where I heard or read it but, "your mother has a fanny like a punched lasagna."

Pirkei Avot 3:16
"...and all who wish to borrow may come and borrow. The collection officers make their rounds every day and exact payment from man..."
And those who spell ginkgo wrong owe way more than other people.

And I never would have known if you hadn't said something.

I didn't know what AOS was so my brain translated it to Age of Sigmar. When I realized what I had thought, I had to put my phone down for a minute.

The joy of having lived a moment is worth the discomfort of getting off the couch. When it is over it will be something you have done, a memory, time spent that lingers. Sitting and staying in just gets swallowed up in the thousand other nothings.

There's being horny on main and then there is this.

I somehow missed the highlighted, "out like a light," and wanted it to be eyedrops. On another note; is that actually real, people putting eyedrops in food/drink to give people unceasing diarrhea?

But apparently it is a lot of work and there are better options. Weird Little Guys did a whole episode on it.

Looks like a cape so the answer is: "on break from saving the world."

Peppermints and yogurt covered pretzels

I was thinking about her last night and wondering how long before the right starts coming after her for being Jewish and a woman.

This is so disrespectful to Spirit Halloween.

In my most cowardly voice: arent... aren't ads based on your search history and other personal online data?