Just read that Biden pardoned his son and it gave me the warm fuzzies 🥰

All of this.

#This

It was the longest work day and I’m exhausted but I get to come home to this sweet baby🥰

Anybody who keeps oregano, catnip & weed in the same drawer deserves exactly what they get.

I have a biting fixation 🤣

Finally it’s happening!! Let’s go Iron Mike! Time to embarrass this asshole!

Wasn’t expecting the Mike Tyson booty shot 🤣
Makes it easier for Jake Paul to kiss his ass I guess, lol

I really hope Mike Tyson humiliates Jake Paul tonight 💖

One of my favorite things is how everyone still calls it Twitter

Plotting

My old lady baby 💙💙

It’s been windy where I live and I’ve got some seasonal allergies.But in the midst of one of my sneezing fits I had a fantasy about jd Vance sneezing while putting on his eyeliner and accidentally gouging himself in the eye.

Haven’t turned on the news since the 5th. Been wearing black because I’m in mourning, been listening to the smiths a lot, and commiserating with ChatGPT about how to survive the impending trumpocalyse