Proof the democrats won’t save us:

I noticed the other day I just stopped taking photos, of anything and everything. SAD is one son of a bitch.

So hi, this is me as of recent.

Doooooo it

I feel worn out.

Exciting news: I’ve been cast to play Hagrid in a Harry Potter reboot 20 years from now.

Remember the old days of ripping cd’s, downloading music, and building up your iTunes library.

Do that….do it again….but use Plex & Plexamp to stream your own files to your devices. Don’t pay for shit when you can be in control of it yourself.

LOOK at my Plexamp app.

Of course. Out of all the office orders I place, this is the one that somehow isn’t in the mailroom. Was it shipped in a NERF box? Jeez….

We got a new cell phone carrier government contract, which means I get the fun job of collecting everyone’s old phones.

Some of these are absolutely disgusting.

CLEAN YOUR PHONE WEEKLY!

I nicknamed by wife’s Fortnite profile “Little Debbie” cause she’s my…

lol I wish I could show you the page where it showed I stopped using Spotify in June and moved to PLEXamp.

An identifying image of who is behind this account.

This is hanging in my work break room. I love it. I wish I hung it up.