Look at my country bruh 😭

Pay special attention to that last part.

Everything’s going to be okay

Boy pop country: BoY I love drinking and driving

Girl pop country: I’m gonna kill that cheating SOB

Call her a wolf spider the way she climb my bog waders

Laying outside is great and all but does anyone else smell kerosene?

I am tired of making the same old mistakes. I am older now and capable of making new, much more devastating, mistakes

My hip is popping like bubble wrap, I don’t think it’s supposed to do that

The internet is a toilet and this is my bathroom wall

Disobedience is one of the most valuable skills for a child to learn

Stanley Tucci is the heterosexual Jeff Goldblum

What if neighborhoods all had a public dumpster at the end of the street that got serviced on the regular trash day in addition to the trash cans?

Bruh

I was really into MGS vibes with duran duran

She engineering me socially till I’m compromised

Idle rants: People that voted for Obama, then Trump, or Biden then Trump, or Bernie then Trump were never interested in the policies. It was always a referendum on the establishment, and a desire for violence. To destroy the existing order and punish those who harmed them. The violence is the point

She milling on my machine till I crash