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jb
@nvn.io
Programmer, game dev, washed hockey player, and Miami Vice fan.
Pittsburgh, PA
lol at Claude's options trading rules:

1. Never more than 1% of portfolio in options total
2. Take profits on doubles/triples (nobody went broke taking profit)
3. If you hit a 10-bagger, pull out the original investment4
4. No 0DTE SPY options (that's how you end up behind Wendy's)

#ai #wendys
October 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
That sucks!
September 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Apple Executive Compensation 22-24 #apple $$$
February 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Catching up so I can start the new season of #My600lbLife. I've heard that Jonathan's episode is a good one!
January 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Cool flower in the park.
October 14, 2023 at 8:12 PM
I poured chilled coffee on Oreo ice cream. Where can I pick up my Nobel Prize?
September 8, 2023 at 1:17 AM
This Louis Vuitton dog carrier is cool. Picture from the 1970 movie "Airport"
August 23, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Looking through some old screenshots, Anthem looked pretty awesome! #gaming
August 20, 2023 at 4:45 PM
This is pretty accurate. #dev
August 19, 2023 at 12:12 AM
My bluesky invite came the same day as Twitter announced plans to get rid of blocking.
August 18, 2023 at 8:30 PM