Nuzzle House Podcast
@nuzzlehouse.bsky.social
Podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.
🚨 New podcast episode of Two Books, One Cup 🚨
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico
(The Lost Episode)
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico
(The Lost Episode)
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November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
🚨 New podcast episode of Two Books, One Cup 🚨
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico
(The Lost Episode)
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico
(The Lost Episode)
Listen on Apple:
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🚨 New podcast episode of Two Books, One Cup 🚨
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls
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November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🚨 New podcast episode of Two Books, One Cup 🚨
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls
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🚨 New podcast episode of Two Books, One Cup 🚨
This week: Dungeons & Dragons EP 5
By being idiots, we completely avoided major traps.
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This week: Dungeons & Dragons EP 5
By being idiots, we completely avoided major traps.
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November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🚨 New podcast episode of Two Books, One Cup 🚨
This week: Dungeons & Dragons EP 5
By being idiots, we completely avoided major traps.
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This week: Dungeons & Dragons EP 5
By being idiots, we completely avoided major traps.
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🚨 New podcast episode 🚨 Halloween Episode 2025
The Russians won't let me play Pearl Jam anymore
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
The Russians won't let me play Pearl Jam anymore
Listen anywhere:
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
🚨 New podcast episode 🚨 Halloween Episode 2025
The Russians won't let me play Pearl Jam anymore
Listen anywhere:
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
The Russians won't let me play Pearl Jam anymore
Listen anywhere:
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
🚨 New podcast episode of Two Books, One Cup: Air Fryer vs. The Gulag 🚨
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
Gertie’s nipples got hard telling the ‘trowel story’
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
Gertie’s nipples got hard telling the ‘trowel story’
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October 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
🚨 New podcast episode of Two Books, One Cup: Air Fryer vs. The Gulag 🚨
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
Gertie’s nipples got hard telling the ‘trowel story’
Listen on Apple:
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
Gertie’s nipples got hard telling the ‘trowel story’
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🚨 New podcast episode of Two Books, One Cup 🚨
This week: Dungeons & Dragons EP 3
Glen FINALLY gets to show the gang his Orson Welles knowledge
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This week: Dungeons & Dragons EP 3
Glen FINALLY gets to show the gang his Orson Welles knowledge
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October 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
🚨 New podcast episode of Two Books, One Cup 🚨
This week: Dungeons & Dragons EP 3
Glen FINALLY gets to show the gang his Orson Welles knowledge
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This week: Dungeons & Dragons EP 3
Glen FINALLY gets to show the gang his Orson Welles knowledge
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🚨 New podcast episode 🚨 ‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 12 & Part 2
I finally figured out a way to sing Pearl Jam for you in my show.
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
I finally figured out a way to sing Pearl Jam for you in my show.
Listen anywhere:
nuzzlehouse.com
Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
October 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
🚨 New podcast episode 🚨 ‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 12 & Part 2
I finally figured out a way to sing Pearl Jam for you in my show.
Listen anywhere:
nuzzlehouse.com
Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
I finally figured out a way to sing Pearl Jam for you in my show.
Listen anywhere:
nuzzlehouse.com
Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
🚨 New podcast episode of Two Books, One Cup 🚨
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons
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September 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
🚨 New podcast episode of Two Books, One Cup 🚨
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons
Listen on Apple:
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Or Spotify:
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons
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Just because you wrote an even more gross version of 'Flowers in the Attic' (Pin)doesn't mean you can't write something that gets turned into a movie starring Burt Reynolds
Playmates book by Andrew Neiderman www.thriftbooks.com/w/playmates_...
Playmates book by Andrew Neiderman www.thriftbooks.com/w/playmates_...
August 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Just because you wrote an even more gross version of 'Flowers in the Attic' (Pin)doesn't mean you can't write something that gets turned into a movie starring Burt Reynolds
Playmates book by Andrew Neiderman www.thriftbooks.com/w/playmates_...
Playmates book by Andrew Neiderman www.thriftbooks.com/w/playmates_...
"Darkborn: to stop it is to believe in it. To believe in it is to sacrifice yourself to it."
I'm sure the book ends by learning the secret that 'if you just ignore it, it will go away.'
Darkborn book by Rick Hautala www.thriftbooks.com/w/darkborn_m...
I'm sure the book ends by learning the secret that 'if you just ignore it, it will go away.'
Darkborn book by Rick Hautala www.thriftbooks.com/w/darkborn_m...
August 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"Darkborn: to stop it is to believe in it. To believe in it is to sacrifice yourself to it."
I'm sure the book ends by learning the secret that 'if you just ignore it, it will go away.'
Darkborn book by Rick Hautala www.thriftbooks.com/w/darkborn_m...
I'm sure the book ends by learning the secret that 'if you just ignore it, it will go away.'
Darkborn book by Rick Hautala www.thriftbooks.com/w/darkborn_m...
Ruth has some things to unpack:
"They look so peaceful and enticing, but just like a woman, they hide and deceive..."
"..their beauty is evil, their fragrance is death, and what lies beneath them is too horrible to see! "
Wild Violets book by Ruth Baker Field www.thriftbooks.com/w/wild-viole...
"They look so peaceful and enticing, but just like a woman, they hide and deceive..."
"..their beauty is evil, their fragrance is death, and what lies beneath them is too horrible to see! "
Wild Violets book by Ruth Baker Field www.thriftbooks.com/w/wild-viole...
August 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Ruth has some things to unpack:
"They look so peaceful and enticing, but just like a woman, they hide and deceive..."
"..their beauty is evil, their fragrance is death, and what lies beneath them is too horrible to see! "
Wild Violets book by Ruth Baker Field www.thriftbooks.com/w/wild-viole...
"They look so peaceful and enticing, but just like a woman, they hide and deceive..."
"..their beauty is evil, their fragrance is death, and what lies beneath them is too horrible to see! "
Wild Violets book by Ruth Baker Field www.thriftbooks.com/w/wild-viole...
"I want a little boy being carried by a bird on the cover."
"Your book is about Satan. That has nothing to do with Satan."
"Just for that, I'm changing the name to something that sounds like a war movie."
"Ok STOP! Fine."
Half Moon Down book by Stephen Gresham www.thriftbooks.com/w/half-moon-...
"Your book is about Satan. That has nothing to do with Satan."
"Just for that, I'm changing the name to something that sounds like a war movie."
"Ok STOP! Fine."
Half Moon Down book by Stephen Gresham www.thriftbooks.com/w/half-moon-...
August 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"I want a little boy being carried by a bird on the cover."
"Your book is about Satan. That has nothing to do with Satan."
"Just for that, I'm changing the name to something that sounds like a war movie."
"Ok STOP! Fine."
Half Moon Down book by Stephen Gresham www.thriftbooks.com/w/half-moon-...
"Your book is about Satan. That has nothing to do with Satan."
"Just for that, I'm changing the name to something that sounds like a war movie."
"Ok STOP! Fine."
Half Moon Down book by Stephen Gresham www.thriftbooks.com/w/half-moon-...
"The Mormo, legendary swamp-dwelling creatures who thirst for human blood, emerge from the foul swamps and prey on the townspeople of Aimsley, Louisiana"
Boom. Simple. There's your book.
Blood Hunter book by Sidney Williams www.thriftbooks.com/w/blood-hunt...
Boom. Simple. There's your book.
Blood Hunter book by Sidney Williams www.thriftbooks.com/w/blood-hunt...
August 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"The Mormo, legendary swamp-dwelling creatures who thirst for human blood, emerge from the foul swamps and prey on the townspeople of Aimsley, Louisiana"
Boom. Simple. There's your book.
Blood Hunter book by Sidney Williams www.thriftbooks.com/w/blood-hunt...
Boom. Simple. There's your book.
Blood Hunter book by Sidney Williams www.thriftbooks.com/w/blood-hunt...
I'm kinda sold when the description uses words like "warm womb, fetid, moist, crawling, creeping, slithering" and "gorge to satiation".
The Nest book by Gregory A. Douglas (Paperbacks from Hell series) www.valancourtbooks.com/the-nest-198...
The Nest book by Gregory A. Douglas (Paperbacks from Hell series) www.valancourtbooks.com/the-nest-198...
August 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm kinda sold when the description uses words like "warm womb, fetid, moist, crawling, creeping, slithering" and "gorge to satiation".
The Nest book by Gregory A. Douglas (Paperbacks from Hell series) www.valancourtbooks.com/the-nest-198...
The Nest book by Gregory A. Douglas (Paperbacks from Hell series) www.valancourtbooks.com/the-nest-198...
The comments on good reads do a better job explaining this book than the description does. And most are pretty hilarious:
www.goodreads.com/book/show/94...
Play Time book by J.M. Morgan www.thriftbooks.com/w/play-time_...
www.goodreads.com/book/show/94...
Play Time book by J.M. Morgan www.thriftbooks.com/w/play-time_...
August 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The comments on good reads do a better job explaining this book than the description does. And most are pretty hilarious:
www.goodreads.com/book/show/94...
Play Time book by J.M. Morgan www.thriftbooks.com/w/play-time_...
www.goodreads.com/book/show/94...
Play Time book by J.M. Morgan www.thriftbooks.com/w/play-time_...
"I've written a book about a creepy librarian."
"Not creepy enough. Go back and rewrite it, but this time make it about creepy dolls."
The Dollkeeper book by Jack Scaparro www.thriftbooks.com/w/the-dollke...
"Not creepy enough. Go back and rewrite it, but this time make it about creepy dolls."
The Dollkeeper book by Jack Scaparro www.thriftbooks.com/w/the-dollke...
August 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"I've written a book about a creepy librarian."
"Not creepy enough. Go back and rewrite it, but this time make it about creepy dolls."
The Dollkeeper book by Jack Scaparro www.thriftbooks.com/w/the-dollke...
"Not creepy enough. Go back and rewrite it, but this time make it about creepy dolls."
The Dollkeeper book by Jack Scaparro www.thriftbooks.com/w/the-dollke...
"Look, no one is buying this haunted-house-evil-doll book. It's been done already."
"What if we replaced the girls head on the cover with... a hologram skull?"
"Holograms are SO hot right now!"
"Holograms are REAL hot right now."
Night Stone book by Rick Hautala www.thriftbooks.com/w/night-ston...
"What if we replaced the girls head on the cover with... a hologram skull?"
"Holograms are SO hot right now!"
"Holograms are REAL hot right now."
Night Stone book by Rick Hautala www.thriftbooks.com/w/night-ston...
August 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Look, no one is buying this haunted-house-evil-doll book. It's been done already."
"What if we replaced the girls head on the cover with... a hologram skull?"
"Holograms are SO hot right now!"
"Holograms are REAL hot right now."
Night Stone book by Rick Hautala www.thriftbooks.com/w/night-ston...
"What if we replaced the girls head on the cover with... a hologram skull?"
"Holograms are SO hot right now!"
"Holograms are REAL hot right now."
Night Stone book by Rick Hautala www.thriftbooks.com/w/night-ston...
'Flowers in the Attic' opened up a pretty crappy flood-gate for other creeps to publish their 'ideas' in the 80s.
Though, the cleaning-obsessed-mom angle is something new for that genre.
Pin book by Andrew Neiderman www.thriftbooks.com/w/pin_andrew...
Though, the cleaning-obsessed-mom angle is something new for that genre.
Pin book by Andrew Neiderman www.thriftbooks.com/w/pin_andrew...
August 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
'Flowers in the Attic' opened up a pretty crappy flood-gate for other creeps to publish their 'ideas' in the 80s.
Though, the cleaning-obsessed-mom angle is something new for that genre.
Pin book by Andrew Neiderman www.thriftbooks.com/w/pin_andrew...
Though, the cleaning-obsessed-mom angle is something new for that genre.
Pin book by Andrew Neiderman www.thriftbooks.com/w/pin_andrew...
I love that the book description is just a single, perfectly encapsulating moment that sums up what to expect when you read it.
Scorpion book by Michael R. Linaker www.thriftbooks.com/w/scorpion_m...
Scorpion book by Michael R. Linaker www.thriftbooks.com/w/scorpion_m...
August 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I love that the book description is just a single, perfectly encapsulating moment that sums up what to expect when you read it.
Scorpion book by Michael R. Linaker www.thriftbooks.com/w/scorpion_m...
Scorpion book by Michael R. Linaker www.thriftbooks.com/w/scorpion_m...
I'm not touching this book unless 'Clown in a Cornfield' movie is everything I expect it to be.
Clown in a Cornfield 2: Frendo Lives book by Adam Cesare www.thriftbooks.com/w/clown-in-a...
Clown in a Cornfield 2: Frendo Lives book by Adam Cesare www.thriftbooks.com/w/clown-in-a...
August 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'm not touching this book unless 'Clown in a Cornfield' movie is everything I expect it to be.
Clown in a Cornfield 2: Frendo Lives book by Adam Cesare www.thriftbooks.com/w/clown-in-a...
Clown in a Cornfield 2: Frendo Lives book by Adam Cesare www.thriftbooks.com/w/clown-in-a...
The plot of the story essentially being: "You're already tormented by horrific visions- it probably wouldn't be a big deal for you to do that some more for us, right?"
Midnight Boy book by Stephen Gresham www.thriftbooks.com/w/midnight-b...
Midnight Boy book by Stephen Gresham www.thriftbooks.com/w/midnight-b...
August 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The plot of the story essentially being: "You're already tormented by horrific visions- it probably wouldn't be a big deal for you to do that some more for us, right?"
Midnight Boy book by Stephen Gresham www.thriftbooks.com/w/midnight-b...
Midnight Boy book by Stephen Gresham www.thriftbooks.com/w/midnight-b...
The cover of this book is insane compared to the 'evil-doctor-experiments-on-teens' plot.
Perfect Little Angels book by Andrew Neiderman www.thriftbooks.com/w/perfect-li...
Perfect Little Angels book by Andrew Neiderman www.thriftbooks.com/w/perfect-li...
July 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The cover of this book is insane compared to the 'evil-doctor-experiments-on-teens' plot.
Perfect Little Angels book by Andrew Neiderman www.thriftbooks.com/w/perfect-li...
Perfect Little Angels book by Andrew Neiderman www.thriftbooks.com/w/perfect-li...
I imagine the publisher for Kensington Pub Corp got an earful from his boss when 'Childs Play 2' came out- with Chucky looking exactly like the cover art that the goddamn author demanded they design that way.
Dollies book by Pat Graversen www.thriftbooks.com/w/dollies_pa...
Dollies book by Pat Graversen www.thriftbooks.com/w/dollies_pa...
July 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I imagine the publisher for Kensington Pub Corp got an earful from his boss when 'Childs Play 2' came out- with Chucky looking exactly like the cover art that the goddamn author demanded they design that way.
Dollies book by Pat Graversen www.thriftbooks.com/w/dollies_pa...
Dollies book by Pat Graversen www.thriftbooks.com/w/dollies_pa...
I wonder if Dr. Donald Cline read this book and got some big ideas:
(He looks like a reader)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_...
Fertility Rights book by Fay N. Zachary www.thriftbooks.com/w/fertility-...
(He looks like a reader)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_...
Fertility Rights book by Fay N. Zachary www.thriftbooks.com/w/fertility-...
July 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I wonder if Dr. Donald Cline read this book and got some big ideas:
(He looks like a reader)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_...
Fertility Rights book by Fay N. Zachary www.thriftbooks.com/w/fertility-...
(He looks like a reader)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_...
Fertility Rights book by Fay N. Zachary www.thriftbooks.com/w/fertility-...
The bear has nothing to do with the story, but the artist really wanted to capitalize on that Teddy Ruxpin / Garbage Pail Kids vibe that was going on at the time.
Sweet Dreams (Devil) www.goodreads.com/book/show/14...
Sweet Dreams (Devil) www.goodreads.com/book/show/14...
July 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The bear has nothing to do with the story, but the artist really wanted to capitalize on that Teddy Ruxpin / Garbage Pail Kids vibe that was going on at the time.
Sweet Dreams (Devil) www.goodreads.com/book/show/14...
Sweet Dreams (Devil) www.goodreads.com/book/show/14...