Step 4: Universal Healthcare, Education, and Poutine for everyone! That's what it was all aboot anyway! (7/7)

Step 3: Cancel inauguration of new regime, because we are now a Canadian province. (6/7)

Step 2b: Since this is all completed by the old regime, set up a transition team that does not include anyone from the new regime. (5/7)

Step 2a: January 19th, 2025, 10am EST: Surrender unconditionally, with all lands and governments to transfer ownership. (4/7)

Step 1b: Supporters of the new regime are immediately confused, because it's THEIR guy that wants to do this. They can't back down until Fox News tells them to, which will take a few hours. (3/7)

Step 1a: January 19th, 2025, 9am EST: Declare War on Canada. (2/7)