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Guys what if Sara and BBM are secretly lovers but their families don't agree (also due to L*sa Marcos 🤮) and the reason why Sara hired an assassin is so they can commit double self-unalive (and maybe fake their death so they can live a peaceful private life 🥺❤️💚)
March 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Guys what if Sara and BBM are secretly lovers but their families don't agree (also due to L*sa Marcos 🤮) and the reason why Sara hired an assassin is so they can commit double self-unalive (and maybe fake their death so they can live a peaceful private life 🥺❤️💚)
"Did you get the votes?"
"Yes Madam Leni"
"Impeach the bitch"
"Yes Madam Leni"
"Impeach the bitch"
February 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
"Did you get the votes?"
"Yes Madam Leni"
"Impeach the bitch"
"Yes Madam Leni"
"Impeach the bitch"
"Something happened, they actually impeached Sara"
"The Senate will acquit her, nothing ever happens, all in"
"The Senate will acquit her, nothing ever happens, all in"
February 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"Something happened, they actually impeached Sara"
"The Senate will acquit her, nothing ever happens, all in"
"The Senate will acquit her, nothing ever happens, all in"
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The Nutribunia Bulletin is now on Bluesky!
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