You're not! I do, but there's really not much there hahaha.
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I don't want to admit to how much of my mental space this is taking up right now. 🥵

Not that anything like that happens in the locked tomb but bloody teeth and dangerous magic and sexually charged violence just reads as wangxian to me now. 😂

cut to Lan Zhan pinning her to a tree after the battle to lick the blood out of her mouth while Wei Ying whines and lets Lan Zhan shove a knee between her thighs, lets her bite carmine smears down her throat and call her "reckless" and "foolish" and "mine."

This is the result of me reading the locked tomb series and not being able to shake the image of cisswapped Wei Ying smiling at Lan Zhan during a night hunt, teeth limned in blood, and Lan Zhan knows she's about to do something extremely stupid -

Stunning, perfect ending, ten out of ten, LOVE a good curse

It's true, I would LOVE talking about them.

(This is not a new or novel take, nor is it at all serious, I LOVE our boys and have been a danmei pest on the internet for four years running now so like, if you discourse about this don't tag me 😘)

student who went on an unsanctioned field trip with the guy who killed my grandpa during The War, y'know? That would just be, like, a lot. 😂

the kids, who all think he's great even if seeing their teachers hold hands is lethally cringe, like, I would hate them too if I was a mediocre guy just doing my best or a school administrator watching my nephew become a totally different person than I've ever known him to be or like, a parent of a

the tech guy is always making inside jokes with him that vary in appropriateness for a professional setting and this is a rather conservative school so it would be difficult to get used to in a heterosexual couple but seeing it between two men triggers everyone's internalized homophobia except for

the tech guy should get to teach a class and come to faculty meetings and his family owns the school so it happens but what's worse is that the tech guy is actually kind of a genius and great with the kids but he and the librarian are still attached at the hip and very touchy with each other and

Oh, no no, it's not. You could honestly argue that it's strongly the opposite vibe, actually, given how everything plays out. The song and the thread happened at the same time for me, that's all.

When the feast is done, lwj has negotiated their release, but at a price that worries his brother: lwj will have to spend the night with the warlock king.

(Headcanon sponsored by FEAST by bludnymph 😈)

I first heard it while @mimispearmint.bsky.social was writing the Heat Clinic thread but BEFORE it got knives so that's what it will forever be for me. 🤷🏻‍♀

It's the "mark your territory" line hahaha

YES YOU UNDERSTAND, it's their a/o/b theme song

That's really good, I'm so happy for you! You must have been so relieved to see your cat and have the actual move done, I bet.