Imagine how much worse this big orange bastard would be if he actually drank? I suppose that wanker, Hesgeth drinks for both of them. What a shower of shit.

It's good to see that the factory in Guangdong Province, China, has put on an extra shift to keep up with demand for the St. George & Union Jack flags.

The wheelie bins of the beast.

Fucking Forest. Bugger!

Poor old Jeremy, watching his farm burn down.

Very sorry to hear about the death of David Johanson. I was a bit too young to see Whispering Bob not see the future coming on the OGWT but l made up for that in my teenage years. We will never see their like again.

Trump's new Secretary of State for Fava Beans and nice Chianta. He's still better than Matt Gaetz, I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire.

I want this Christmas classic from Thin Lizzy and 2 Sex Pistols re-releasing for 2024 to stop the usual load of old bollocks getting to no.1