That desktop screams “I have bodies buried under my floorboards.”

There’s a website that will ship all kinds of fun things to your enemies. Camel spiders, bedbugs, stink bugs…let me see if I can find it.

If it has one of those little pre-stamped collection envelopes fill it with junk mail (or bedbugs) and mail it back to them on their dime 😂

Awww someone couldn’t hack it in college 😂

Old Yam Tits has the White House looking more white trash tacky than a BYOB strip club in West Virginia.

So fun fact: if you have a small sliding hiatal hernia it feels exactly like heart palpitations when it moves. I know when I initially take my Vyvanse it will make my usual 85/45 blood pressure rise up a bit and I get the back of the scalp tingles but my pressure comes back down pretty quick after.

Are you able to take your blood pressure and heart rate before you take the med and then again when you feel dizzy to compare?

Or if there is heavy facial/neck trauma.

But I have POTS and ME/CFS and Vyvanse was shown to help with them as well in a major study.

I don’t rage out at slow people in front of me at the grocery store. My memory is better, I’m actually hungry, and I am better able to prioritize. The only down side for me is that I’ve got from 8am-2pm to get shit done before it wears off. Vyvanse can’t be dosed more than once per day.

Hello! So for me it’s like a calm focus. I am better able to ignore the noise/distractions in my environment. I don’t have random brain chatter and 3 different songs playing in my head. My thoughts come one at a time. I can better initiate tasks I hate (phone calls) and complete them.