POV: you told the cops "I want my lawyer, dog!"
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
POV: you told the cops "I want my lawyer, dog!"
Wrong kind of football, but the correct answer is Zvonimir Soldo.
December 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Wrong kind of football, but the correct answer is Zvonimir Soldo.
One of the best hotels I ever stayed in not only had three different pillows to choose from with an explainer on the bedside table about which of them is best for which type of sleep/sleeper, they also had a pillow menu where you could order even more, if these three somehow aren't right.
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
One of the best hotels I ever stayed in not only had three different pillows to choose from with an explainer on the bedside table about which of them is best for which type of sleep/sleeper, they also had a pillow menu where you could order even more, if these three somehow aren't right.
Clippard Draftletter III Esq.
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Clippard Draftletter III Esq.
Do you think Clippy is short for a more formal name, like Clippard or something?
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Do you think Clippy is short for a more formal name, like Clippard or something?
I feel like the entire premise for this is flawed. Extra time on tests literally only helps if you have the disability. If you're neurotypical and were just too lazy to study, how does the extra half hour sitting there help you?
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I feel like the entire premise for this is flawed. Extra time on tests literally only helps if you have the disability. If you're neurotypical and were just too lazy to study, how does the extra half hour sitting there help you?
Not only can she, I'd say we let her? Just a thought.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Not only can she, I'd say we let her? Just a thought.
I guess my brother and I really are Gen X, because with our Boomer mom it's the exact reverse. My brother goes hiking a lot and always shares his location via an app. If he loses reception even briefly, my mom will be in the family group chat 30 seconds later asking if he fell down a ravine.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I guess my brother and I really are Gen X, because with our Boomer mom it's the exact reverse. My brother goes hiking a lot and always shares his location via an app. If he loses reception even briefly, my mom will be in the family group chat 30 seconds later asking if he fell down a ravine.
It's actually remarkable there could be a political party more inept than U.S. Dems, but then Labour just does a "hold my pint". 🤦♂️
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's actually remarkable there could be a political party more inept than U.S. Dems, but then Labour just does a "hold my pint". 🤦♂️
For reference for non-Germans, GEMA is like a less-popular IRS. The fact that the AI industry makes them look like heroes is an astonishing achievement.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
For reference for non-Germans, GEMA is like a less-popular IRS. The fact that the AI industry makes them look like heroes is an astonishing achievement.
Can you explain how Antifa has been around since the Weimar Republic and yet one of its founders, who must be 130+ years old, has a currently living girlfriend and I don't?
October 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Can you explain how Antifa has been around since the Weimar Republic and yet one of its founders, who must be 130+ years old, has a currently living girlfriend and I don't?
Love me some nominative determinism.
October 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Love me some nominative determinism.
They're also not technically correct. It's unlikely, but I would love for them to play a tie so they actually both start 1-2-1, in which case we should submit this to Freezing Cold Takes.
September 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
They're also not technically correct. It's unlikely, but I would love for them to play a tie so they actually both start 1-2-1, in which case we should submit this to Freezing Cold Takes.
What if the rapture already happened several times and it's just that none of us ever qualify?
September 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
What if the rapture already happened several times and it's just that none of us ever qualify?
In a weird way, I kinda admire people that apparently lack the ability to cringe. I would've died of cringe instantly if that was me.
September 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
In a weird way, I kinda admire people that apparently lack the ability to cringe. I would've died of cringe instantly if that was me.
That part confused me so much, because my name is Tim and I thought "What is she yelling at me for?" 🙈😂
August 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
That part confused me so much, because my name is Tim and I thought "What is she yelling at me for?" 🙈😂
Life starts at c̶o̶n̶c̶e̶p̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶ internship.
August 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Life starts at c̶o̶n̶c̶e̶p̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶ internship.
Lifelong? So life starts neither at conception nor birth, but when you get your first job?
August 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Lifelong? So life starts neither at conception nor birth, but when you get your first job?
Kind of telling that out of these pictures, she looks the most happy in the one where the bathroom is not wheelchair accessible.
August 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Kind of telling that out of these pictures, she looks the most happy in the one where the bathroom is not wheelchair accessible.
I mean, they're called cheerLEADERS. I'm surprised the right doesn't want them all to be men.
August 19, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I mean, they're called cheerLEADERS. I'm surprised the right doesn't want them all to be men.
Not me reading "great grandpappy invented the baby carrot" and thinking this happened a long time ago and then looking it up and it's...1986!
August 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Not me reading "great grandpappy invented the baby carrot" and thinking this happened a long time ago and then looking it up and it's...1986!