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Just got here. Where do you want me to put my stuff?
In America he'd be reelected.
January 5, 2026 at 6:08 AM
In America he'd be reelected.
Did your mother tell you he's vulgar everywhere he goes?
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Did your mother tell you he's vulgar everywhere he goes?
Someone stop warming him up.
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Someone stop warming him up.
She forgot to add, "like someone with an alcoholic personality would do."
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
She forgot to add, "like someone with an alcoholic personality would do."
His book was very important.
He wrote it in red crayon.
He wrote it in red crayon.
January 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
His book was very important.
He wrote it in red crayon.
He wrote it in red crayon.
So does my 3 year old when he can't make up his mind.
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
So does my 3 year old when he can't make up his mind.
Yes.
Just like Jesus did it.
Just like Jesus did it.
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Yes.
Just like Jesus did it.
Just like Jesus did it.
It would be SO much easier to release the Epstein files.
But, yes, let's invade another country instead.
But, yes, let's invade another country instead.
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
It would be SO much easier to release the Epstein files.
But, yes, let's invade another country instead.
But, yes, let's invade another country instead.
When you're stuck sitting next to Grandpa at Thanksgiving and you can't switch seats with anyone.
January 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
When you're stuck sitting next to Grandpa at Thanksgiving and you can't switch seats with anyone.
So they moved their heads from the sand to their asses?
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
So they moved their heads from the sand to their asses?
Translation: we have no idea what the president is doing nor does he tell us until he posts something.
We just like to pretend we're involved when the child throws his tantrum.
We just like to pretend we're involved when the child throws his tantrum.
January 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Translation: we have no idea what the president is doing nor does he tell us until he posts something.
We just like to pretend we're involved when the child throws his tantrum.
We just like to pretend we're involved when the child throws his tantrum.
Not as sick as the idiots that elected this guy... again.
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Not as sick as the idiots that elected this guy... again.
Oh, Marge.
You will never have to convince us of you being wrong.
We know it's your default.
You will never have to convince us of you being wrong.
We know it's your default.
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Oh, Marge.
You will never have to convince us of you being wrong.
We know it's your default.
You will never have to convince us of you being wrong.
We know it's your default.
Uh...it sounds like it very much does matter.
To you only.
To you only.
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Uh...it sounds like it very much does matter.
To you only.
To you only.
There's still time to make this happen.
January 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
There's still time to make this happen.
Shhhh....talk softer.
He may hear you.
He may hear you.
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Shhhh....talk softer.
He may hear you.
He may hear you.
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & already his new trash policies are cleaning up NY streets.
January 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & already his new trash policies are cleaning up NY streets.
Finally!
Some good news for 2026!
Some good news for 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Finally!
Some good news for 2026!
Some good news for 2026!
And will have adult men getting handsy on your minor daughter instead.
SO much better!
SO much better!
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And will have adult men getting handsy on your minor daughter instead.
SO much better!
SO much better!
Once again the universe proves Boebert is useless.
December 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Once again the universe proves Boebert is useless.
Oh, good. She's finally realizing he's an asshole.
Took her long enough.
Took her long enough.
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Oh, good. She's finally realizing he's an asshole.
Took her long enough.
Took her long enough.
Yep, that'll break it.
December 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Yep, that'll break it.
Tell me you over hired for the position without telling me you over hired.
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Tell me you over hired for the position without telling me you over hired.
And pay for trophies for infantile world leaders.
December 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
And pay for trophies for infantile world leaders.
For a party that wants to end rights for the LBTGQ, they are constantly the gayest party ever.
December 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
For a party that wants to end rights for the LBTGQ, they are constantly the gayest party ever.