Numlock
@numlock.bsky.social
Enlightened centrist (‘top: 50%; transform: translateY(-50%);’)
Trump is officially a democratic socialist until Monday, November 24.
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Trump is officially a democratic socialist until Monday, November 24.
Har ikke satt meg inn i hva dette dreier seg om, men det kan jo både bety «folk er sunnere enn før», «barnedødeligheten i Arendal synker» og «Arendal har blitt et fint sted å bo»
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Har ikke satt meg inn i hva dette dreier seg om, men det kan jo både bety «folk er sunnere enn før», «barnedødeligheten i Arendal synker» og «Arendal har blitt et fint sted å bo»
Så mye ytringsfrihet at psykiatri må bli forbudt
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Så mye ytringsfrihet at psykiatri må bli forbudt
If Cuomo campaigns any harder than this, he might end up getting less votes than Sliwa
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If Cuomo campaigns any harder than this, he might end up getting less votes than Sliwa
Det som har overrasket meg mest med denne saken er at det ikke allerede er KRFs offisielle standpunkt
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Det som har overrasket meg mest med denne saken er at det ikke allerede er KRFs offisielle standpunkt
Not a lot of Bin Laden tattoos in the army. I haven’t checked, but I’m pretty sure I’m right
October 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Not a lot of Bin Laden tattoos in the army. I haven’t checked, but I’m pretty sure I’m right
Signs are so expensive. George Soros made his fortune in big signage you know
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Signs are so expensive. George Soros made his fortune in big signage you know
This could just as well have been posted by somebody attending the protest, and I’m not even sure they would be making a different point?
October 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This could just as well have been posted by somebody attending the protest, and I’m not even sure they would be making a different point?
En av mine hobbyer er å skremme drosjesjåfører som ikke forventer fotgjengere når de kjører på rødt lys
October 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
En av mine hobbyer er å skremme drosjesjåfører som ikke forventer fotgjengere når de kjører på rødt lys
Well it also doesn’t work anywhere else either, because you have to go get the phone to confirm anyway 🫠
October 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Well it also doesn’t work anywhere else either, because you have to go get the phone to confirm anyway 🫠
Make America Great Britain Again
October 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Make America Great Britain Again
My dad still has the phone number for the family’s first cellphone. I don’t remember his birthday, but I’ll never forget how to bother him if I have any questions about leaks or maintenance around the apartment
October 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My dad still has the phone number for the family’s first cellphone. I don’t remember his birthday, but I’ll never forget how to bother him if I have any questions about leaks or maintenance around the apartment
Oh thanks! Must have mixed it up with the title
October 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Oh thanks! Must have mixed it up with the title
Am I reading this wrong, or are the numbers upside down? Unless 96% of Icelandics think homophobia can be justified 😬
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Am I reading this wrong, or are the numbers upside down? Unless 96% of Icelandics think homophobia can be justified 😬
Do the amendments all shift down a number now so it still starts with the first one, or is there an empty slot for a new one?
October 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Do the amendments all shift down a number now so it still starts with the first one, or is there an empty slot for a new one?
Meanwhile some republicans literally think having a store within 15 minutes of a home is a plan from the devil to remove cars so everyone is trapped
October 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Meanwhile some republicans literally think having a store within 15 minutes of a home is a plan from the devil to remove cars so everyone is trapped
«Da jeg signerte kontrakten oppsto umiddelbart en relasjon mellom meg og alle mine kollegaer. Derfor har jeg nå valgt å fratre stillingen.»
October 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
«Da jeg signerte kontrakten oppsto umiddelbart en relasjon mellom meg og alle mine kollegaer. Derfor har jeg nå valgt å fratre stillingen.»
The difference between this and an onion headline is just the capitalization
October 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The difference between this and an onion headline is just the capitalization
What on earth could they do that they also wouldn’t otherwise? Are they going to pause project 2025 as a reward for capitulating? Bridge salesmen rejoice!
October 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
What on earth could they do that they also wouldn’t otherwise? Are they going to pause project 2025 as a reward for capitulating? Bridge salesmen rejoice!
Of all the wrong things one can say, I don’t think that’s even a valid sentence
October 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Of all the wrong things one can say, I don’t think that’s even a valid sentence
This is very bad. It also seems like it would be good publicity for Mamdani?
September 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This is very bad. It also seems like it would be good publicity for Mamdani?
Easily the most impressive part about any squatting video
September 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Easily the most impressive part about any squatting video
I bought a bottle of sriracha a while back that, only after ruining my food, I noticed was actually “sriracha ketchup”. So this is very real and traumatic, and I don’t appreciate you joking about it!
September 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I bought a bottle of sriracha a while back that, only after ruining my food, I noticed was actually “sriracha ketchup”. So this is very real and traumatic, and I don’t appreciate you joking about it!
He means because of the tariffs, right?
September 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
He means because of the tariffs, right?