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Whatever women think of the number of men who don’t flush urinals or wash their hands after using the bathroom is…it’s much much higher. Our one office urinal has about .25” of mineral buildup alone scaled on the sides. Our safety manager refuses to wash his hands.
July 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Whatever women think of the number of men who don’t flush urinals or wash their hands after using the bathroom is…it’s much much higher. Our one office urinal has about .25” of mineral buildup alone scaled on the sides. Our safety manager refuses to wash his hands.
Giants money line is the reason Phils are up 4-0. Still time!
July 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Giants money line is the reason Phils are up 4-0. Still time!
If you told me 5 years ago we’d have 2 cats and one lets me clean boogers out of his nose and rub his belly… I would still be laughing.
June 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If you told me 5 years ago we’d have 2 cats and one lets me clean boogers out of his nose and rub his belly… I would still be laughing.
Primary every single legacy Democrat. Fuck those losers.
June 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Primary every single legacy Democrat. Fuck those losers.
Vibes are totally different here. Twitter is having a generational day over there!
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Vibes are totally different here. Twitter is having a generational day over there!
People calling me chef on my pizza account really triggering imposter syndrome.
June 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
People calling me chef on my pizza account really triggering imposter syndrome.
never escaping G oose on socials is my karma for posting about Phish all these years.
June 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
never escaping G oose on socials is my karma for posting about Phish all these years.
Attempting to book a July trip to Glacier National Park and finding out this place is pretty popular.
May 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Attempting to book a July trip to Glacier National Park and finding out this place is pretty popular.
My parents sent me a roll of Veterans Stadium final season stickers. I wanna hook up Phillies fans this week going to the Rockies games. I cannot speak to their adhesion tho
May 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My parents sent me a roll of Veterans Stadium final season stickers. I wanna hook up Phillies fans this week going to the Rockies games. I cannot speak to their adhesion tho
“If you wait til the last minute, it only takes a minute”
I did the thing where you put off something for months but if you just do it it’s resolved in minutes again.
May 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“If you wait til the last minute, it only takes a minute”
If your pizza account is posting more gen AI slop than pizza…you lost me
April 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If your pizza account is posting more gen AI slop than pizza…you lost me
Heading to Seattle with a jalapeño cheddar loaf for our hosts. Adding that to my resume of things baked over lunch break
April 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Heading to Seattle with a jalapeño cheddar loaf for our hosts. Adding that to my resume of things baked over lunch break
It’s incredible how seeing a cybertruck is so deflating.
April 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It’s incredible how seeing a cybertruck is so deflating.
Ironically ours are so comfortable they now demand to be let out to mow (eat) our lawn. I always hear “but dad we were on the streets!”
Rescue dogs and cats need to be spoiled to the point where they never remember the times they weren't loved.
April 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ironically ours are so comfortable they now demand to be let out to mow (eat) our lawn. I always hear “but dad we were on the streets!”
Very pumped to wake up next Friday in Seattle. #BestFriday
April 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Very pumped to wake up next Friday in Seattle. #BestFriday
The smiley face in the white pie
April 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The smiley face in the white pie
Love when the top comments on hiking TikTok’s are people telling the creator to leash their dog.
April 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Love when the top comments on hiking TikTok’s are people telling the creator to leash their dog.
annual post (first on bluesky): if you complain about snow in Denver in April and May, please move.
April 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
annual post (first on bluesky): if you complain about snow in Denver in April and May, please move.
dude I met at a phish show who only posts Goose songs and AI art. It’s like my my purgatory on Instagram
April 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
dude I met at a phish show who only posts Goose songs and AI art. It’s like my my purgatory on Instagram
$20mil for our sins =(
April 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
$20mil for our sins =(
The whataboutism with Soros is I don’t even know what he looks like. I’ve never seen him hand out those giant cheques or be by a president’s side
March 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The whataboutism with Soros is I don’t even know what he looks like. I’ve never seen him hand out those giant cheques or be by a president’s side
Thing that sucks about the group chat leaks is that nothing will happen. Nothing will change. They’ll just do something equally as stupid next week! “Tune in to the continuing final season of: America”
March 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Thing that sucks about the group chat leaks is that nothing will happen. Nothing will change. They’ll just do something equally as stupid next week! “Tune in to the continuing final season of: America”
It’s all about perspective
March 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It’s all about perspective