Nuala
@nules.bsky.social
Wait til you discover the horror of overnight weetabix
January 26, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Wait til you discover the horror of overnight weetabix
First discovered it a few months ago when I reposted something accidentally and apparently people got a little notification letting them know I'd made my first repost. Cheers for that Instagram.
January 25, 2026 at 8:09 PM
First discovered it a few months ago when I reposted something accidentally and apparently people got a little notification letting them know I'd made my first repost. Cheers for that Instagram.
That really is nice paper
January 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
That really is nice paper
(quietly) it's Rachel
a woman in a witch costume is holding a broom with gw written in the corner
ALT: a woman in a witch costume is holding a broom with gw written in the corner
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM
(quietly) it's Rachel
This show is a terrible advertisement for law enforcement
January 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
This show is a terrible advertisement for law enforcement
I said this! They are going to make that baby curse or no curse
January 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I said this! They are going to make that baby curse or no curse
Unfortunately she's gone from Jane Tennison to Inspector Clouseau
January 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Unfortunately she's gone from Jane Tennison to Inspector Clouseau
Clunes could surely do without this
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Clunes could surely do without this
"Reece, could you give us a minute in front of the murder portrait?"
They're playing the Alan Carr game.
They're playing the Alan Carr game.
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
"Reece, could you give us a minute in front of the murder portrait?"
They're playing the Alan Carr game.
They're playing the Alan Carr game.
Thought it was weird when she told Jade she had the right to remain silent
January 2, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Thought it was weird when she told Jade she had the right to remain silent
Nothing makes a show better than a bit of unnecessary brutal violence against women!
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Nothing makes a show better than a bit of unnecessary brutal violence against women!
I'm still so furious about that video that I'm dropping into a stranger's replies to tell them how furious I am about that video. Every point was wrong!
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm still so furious about that video that I'm dropping into a stranger's replies to tell them how furious I am about that video. Every point was wrong!
The Onion would have deemed that headline too ridiculous to use
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Onion would have deemed that headline too ridiculous to use
The fact that an editor read this and thought "yeah he comes across well here"
December 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The fact that an editor read this and thought "yeah he comes across well here"
Okay, fine, I'm googling this under protest.
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Okay, fine, I'm googling this under protest.
Presumably everyone else is busy spending time with loved ones.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Presumably everyone else is busy spending time with loved ones.
Alan: can't even get through calling himself a faithful without cackling
Nick and David, inexplicably: what an incredible game you played
Nick and David, inexplicably: what an incredible game you played
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Alan: can't even get through calling himself a faithful without cackling
Nick and David, inexplicably: what an incredible game you played
Nick and David, inexplicably: what an incredible game you played
I'm launching a petition
October 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm launching a petition
Who's sitting there thinking "you know who I desperately need to hear from on the issues of the day? That twat who screams about Freddo bars"
October 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Who's sitting there thinking "you know who I desperately need to hear from on the issues of the day? That twat who screams about Freddo bars"
Does he really think the tabloids aren't going to run a big picture of his gormless face right next to the first picture of an injured police officer they can find?
October 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Does he really think the tabloids aren't going to run a big picture of his gormless face right next to the first picture of an injured police officer they can find?